Beau Bailey

Twitter called me and said I was the best they had to offer...so I feel pretty good about that.

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

@TimJDillon https://t.co/WltzqZ2l4m

You were right.

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

@duncantrussell …and for what it’s worth, I’m basing this off a conversation where I heard you describe the Lord’s Supper in a way that was insightful and beautiful. In all the papers it took to get my degree in theology, I was never as succinct nor effervescent. lol what a word.

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

@duncantrussell Genesis 1, would you like to talk about it with me? I’d like to hear your perspective. Is that possible? Whom do I need to schmooze? (I used to do HVAC, I seriously have no idea.) #countrydick

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If you wouldn’t mind, my wife’s @Instagram account was disabled by mistake. All the pictures and videos of our daughters—gone. A simple RT to help this get noticed by someone @instagram would be awesome. Thank you.

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

@instagram my wife’s account was disabled by mistake. It’s mostly pictures of our daughters. Please help us get it back?!

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

What I think I sound like compared to what I actually sound like during Disney sing-alongs. https://t.co/PAYErKnfIK

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Thinking about you, Nana.

#chopchop #choptilyoudrop https://t.co/E3Y7ZrJdAt

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/4A8eLH4HHD

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Well, this is hard to explain... https://t.co/l1AnjBdyD9

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IYiuIIMM2E

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Foreshadowing St. Patrick’s Day 2040 https://t.co/a1k0UrjpGB

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Oh, this is what we’re doing now? I guess this is normal? https://t.co/zNhCfY5CBy

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/TE5amhm5wV

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/05zksgyMKE

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/G0xSoDxQNo

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Oh....Whew! It’s okay, everyone. It says “SHIFT manager.” https://t.co/hNbeKA1G9Q

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

Maybe the single greatest text I’ve ever received. Thank you, @nbpoore. And for what it’s worth, that’s also a good representation of how deviled eggs become “Beaued Eggs.” https://t.co/Qf6WrjFdpY

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/5AoZ5uBb2z

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Needless to say, I used the bathroom. I did not, however, use the toilet. https://t.co/JvAZCibVu7

[Beau Bailey @thebeaubailey]

I mean, come on. Christmas ft. The sweetest little girls on the planet, brought to you by the incomparable @christinelcoker https://t.co/8EJtgHBa67