Becky Thayne

“dog person”

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

every day I get closer to my goal of filling my house with books to the point that my husband is trapped in the end of the house he’s filled with guitars and I’ll send him food through a pressurized chute like at the bank

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

Where were you when that Backstreet Boy asked if he was sexual

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They’re always just slicing rope in movies all dramatically, cool hope you don’t need rope later

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

@Hellersmith Hi Lynne!

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release batgirl you cowards

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What do y’all got in the fourth slot in your silverware holders? There are three kinds of utensils. What is happening.

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

@realDonaldTrump This guy sure is nuts it’s real neat he’s still the Chief of the Executive Branch

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

You can totally buy grapefruit at the store you don’t have to wait for a grandmother to give it to you #excitingnews #grapefruit

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

I’ll be wearing my Ravens Torrey Smith jersey this Sunday and rooting for the Vikings because I am just a bandwagon kid and it’s purple anyway

[Becky Thayne @thebeckiest]

my dog just came and got me for the last 6 minutes of the Wizards game, and that’s the damn truth #wiznuggets #wizards

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

MY FETISH IS CREATING ELABORATE PUZZLE MAZES SO COMPLEX THAT OUR ONLY CHOICE UPON THEIR COMPLETION IS TO MAKE LOVE

STANDARD STUFF REALLY

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

i AiNT GUNNA LiE THE iNTERNET TURNED RANDOM CiViLiANS iNTO A BUNCH OF CRY BABY PC GHANDi KNOW iT ALL DETOX TEA MAKE UP CONTOUR FACE SAiNTS

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@JimThayne #beep

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

In honor of Labor Day have a carrot even if you live alone Megan please come back

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Passport to FUN!! Tweet tweet

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Aaaahhhhhmahgawita

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@richardson_623 toilet babies forever and ever

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Tryna get at that porch pizza #creativesolutions

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Brocean City. Sh#t's a mess.