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@Rayjuice_ @ItsClassifiedx @bstategames Servers go down for three hours and everyone has a conniption fit, they introduce queue and kids go nuclear. Go hit the gym or something, or just play a different game for a while ffs. This is the best game there is IMO, I'll deal with hiccups and maintenance. чертов ребенок

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@mrdvant09 @ItsClassifiedx @bstategames Lmao cry harder gayboi, they might fix the game faster. чертов ребенок

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@jason71126177 @DamenKravec @Sluppermand @bstategames It's a hyperbole, jfc. Almost every day for weeks on end they don't shut down the servers. And when they do it's only for an hour or so. Y'all just spoiled brats, go do something productive, or play a different game if you really can't move away from your computer.чертов ребенок!

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@LilAyrc @ItsClassifiedx @bstategames Optimize backend code structure, which they are doing as I type this. It's not just a flick of the wrist and cutting a check. They're a small team that pales in comparison to other AAA studios, and they don't even charge for DLC. Server down 0.01% of the time is unacceptable?

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@jason71126177 @DamenKravec @Sluppermand @bstategames How many wipes you been through? I've gotten well over my EoD's price worth of great times, it's the best feeling game in every aspect IMO. They are a small team that pales in comparison to any other AAA studio but actually care about the quality. 0.01% server downtime=broken? OK

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@Sluppermand @DamenKravec @bstategames What languages are you skilled in? Any ones that utilize
Cyrillic? And tell me, how much experience/knowledge do you have in Unity 2019? They never charge DLC, they don't have gobs of cash to shill out for all "experienced" applicants 1/2 across the globe. Play a different game.

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@ItsClassifiedx @bstategames adding more servers won't fix the issue whatsoever, it would just be a case of horizontal scaling. Running a game of this magnitude is a lot harder than you think. These guys work around the clock trying to get things in tip-top shape, bitching at them does nothing.

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@FedEx WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? BEEN WAITING A MONTH FOR A VERY VALUABLE PACKAGE! EVERY DAY Y0OUY SAY ITS OUT FOR DELIVERY THEN DELAYED AT THE END OF THE DAY. IM LOSING MONEY EVERY DAMN DAY BECAUSE OF YOU

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@morella_eve @Soulenite @InsideEdition nightmare** sorry, had to. This BTS collab is just the laziest, but at the same time, one of the most ingenious MINIMAL effort endeavors and is a catalyst for business. These stans beat fucking 4chan/pol/ and /b/. McDs found a way to utilize the Kstans with only a sauce pack. GG

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@CarusoLawLV @BrwaJawher @YouTube are we all forgetting about the battle of ages between Nye and Hamm? Worst part is all the creationists backing Hamm. I'm more of a fencesitter on that issue, but fucking Hamm couldn't respond with anything but "well, there's a book with answers to your questions." KaioKenx4oof

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@YouTube for you to treat animators as well as you treat thots

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@AdamFriedland Good riff idea for the poddy; Stav is always griping about his side curving peener... thats a curable condition called Peyronie's Disease. I wanna hear a cum boy riff on how Dr. Peyronie's legacy is curved dongs. Im a gay nazi patreon so I WANNA HEAR THIS

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@stavvybaby Good riff idea for the poddy; Stav is always griping about his side curving peener... thats a curable condition called Peyronie's Disease. I wanna hear a cum boy riff on how Dr. Peyronie's legacy is curved dongs. Im a gay nazi patreon so I WANNA HEAR THIS

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@nycguidovoice Good riff idea for the poddy; Stav is always griping about his side curving peener... thats a curable condition called Peyronie's Disease. I wanna hear a cum boy riff on how Dr. Peyronie's legacy is curved dongs. Im a gay nazi patreon so I WANNA HEAR THIS

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@stavvybaby was just listenin to some classic riffs and heard you mention your sideways curvin lil stavvy... you know that's a treatable condition and may attributing to any dickhead/foreskin hypersensitivity? Just wanna make sure you have optimal dick power for Adam

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@DiegoSanchezUFC You would make an excellent yoga teacher. Please, you've done far too much to hurt yourself any longer. Please retire, I've watched you for so many years in so many great fights. I fear for your well being and just want you to retire well. Much love and respect

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@Trilluminati250 @JunckerDK @bstategames ouch, welcome to Tarkov. It has happened to every one of us, I promise. Live and learn, wait till a wipe erases everything, that is when it hurts.

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@IgnitionCasino *cue mobster music*

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@pokerbrod @IgnitionCasino nh

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@pokerbrod @IgnitionCasino there was a huge banner on the site itself for the last two days, smart guy