Normal Guy

Hello, my name is Normal. I am a beige flower living on Asgore's desk. I work as a tax consultant. #normaldeltarune
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[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Sometimes I come across these weird little statues seemingly randomly placed throughout the kingdom. I’ve started putting my post-it notes on the back of them. nobody else seems to look behind things, so I believe they’re safe there.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Got sick again, but I'm better now. Good morning.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Rest fast approaches, time for me to meet with it.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Bread and cheese for dinner tonight. Pretty good.

[Clam Guy @onionsankiller]

"Gaster would love to see Alphys' work" "Gaster would hate to see the CORE in the state it is"

Gaster if he lived today: "TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS... GRINDR.. I FIND IT VERY, VERY INTERESTING"

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Saw a Shi get a speeding ticket.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

The sun rises once more. Actually, I overslept by two minutes. Very unfortunate.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Resting.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Busy day today. A floradinn found some kind of "infinite money" chest, which has made it difficult to determine what amount of "infinite" would be taxed.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Sunrise. Time for work. Here I come, San Frandisco.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Some hours past sunset. / I can feel my eyes tiring. / Seems time for a rest.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

The flower kingdom has a lot of quiet places, I enjoy the empty space. Always feels like there's eyes on me though.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

White rice for dinner. Pretty good.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

@imcoocooforcoco Such is the story of my life. My minesweeper life, at least.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Ugh.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Got to spend a few hours at the second diner with Green today, I like chatting with them.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Oatmeal for breakfast today.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Time for bed.

[Bagandži🪶🔥 (COMMS CLOSED) @Bagandzi]

stingus!

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

My dresser was a Netskie again.

[Normal Guy @thebeigeflower]

Flowery gave me another flower with his face on it. I wish he would give me more flower pots; dirt just keeps piling in my room’s corner.