Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns

Regular Human Bartender #letsgobucks

The best 4th line LW in most mens leagues he/him

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

So what were the two most impactful plays of the NHL Final?

[r @6ffside]

this legend

[Mac @AuldManMac]

I already know I’m going to be using “dih bih gah” unironically in a week

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

Hearing from my gay friends that this may be the gayest shit they've ever read

[Zack @Asmongold]

@UbermenschMind Men are naturally more attractive than women on average, that's why women need makeup

This isn't me being gay, it's science

Look at a peacock or a cardinal, male vs female, females get mogged

Greek statues dedicated to the peak aesthetic form? Overwhelmingly men

[mushmush @calcspontaneity]

carter hart lifting the stanley cup before connor mcdavid would feel less like a sports outcome and more like a biblical proof that we were abandoned by god a very long time ago

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

@questionableway Literally my firat throught when I saw this

[just matt @questionableway]

beaming tim lincecum’s windup directly into my brain so that i can tear every ligament in my arm on the first pitch

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Four visions of government

[Mia “PLAYOFFS BASKETBALL CUNCE!!!!!” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Devastated.

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

just applied to 10+ jobs can't wait to hear back from none and get spam texts for the next month

[miranda @mirandareinert]

incredible image choice

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I hope they fall in love

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

First of the year 23 inch cutty . HEAVENLY

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

@mroctober

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

@papachicha209 @IngasGold I assumed that's what it was before I clicked the vid

[Henrik Lundqvist @HLundqvist]

The best to ever do it! 🤩
Congrats Benny on an incredible career and THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Patrick Stump's sick '07 Sideburns @thebelinator]

@honorarytwink This goes through my head a lot but its never relevant

[Matthew Searle @searlebaseball]

Gary called this like it was Game 7 of the World Series and for that we will always be thankful