peter belitsos

Fool me once, shame on me. Teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

Honestly super stoked about my fam moving to CO but also not very stoked about never coming back to Texas again..

[Ratchet @Ratchet]

He did that smooth af https://t.co/Qwr4JHqJ7p

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

If you ain't trying to jam to Pearl Jam, Zeppelin, Boston, and Hendrix, then I don't want it.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Albert Einstein: "Speed is relative officer."

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

I'm surprisingly ok for being out till 6am

[ESPN @espn]

"I know you're on the No. 1 team in the country, but you can get Mossed too!"

[em @esizemo]

71. good evening.
https://t.co/Qtj4Y6ICRA

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

I don't need a lot in life, all I really need is to be able to get away and be by myself in nature.

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

@ReadMeadeTweets Dog the way he says it then keeps going😂

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

but if by SOME minute chance you meet the challenge, YOUR REWARD WILL BE GREAT!
BEEEEEHOLD!!!! *screams*
ha ha ha...whoopsie!

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

How football season's got me feelin:

[😩 @corbin_hatton]

@TylerValino

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

It's Friday let's get shittay

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

"Patriots are gonna miss the playoffs"

[iEatLatinasWithAdobo 🇺🇸🇭🇹🇩🇴 @TVEMike]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

https://t.co/0Tvkjf5mvF

[Weekend Schemers @WeekendSchemers]

chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord

me: I just want some nuggets man

cfa employee: I Would Die For You

[peter belitsos @TheBelitsos]

@nataliedavisss_ No not at all, that's horrible.