Evan Meysenburg

Catz and Snugz, Snugz and Catz

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Funny that I have all these years of education and yet this is where I find myself on a Thursday afternoon

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Name a scarier thing to wake up to

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Hadn’t taken much note of my age until I found myself saying “I’ll take whichever pastry has raisins in it” today at the cafe

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Tried Aldi’s out today.

Next time just give me a rubic’s cube.

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

@eggshellfriend “No pressure tho either way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[Matchbox Twenty @MatchboxTwenty]

Some days I just hate myself
Wish that I was someone else

This reimagination of "Unwell" updates the message that everybody you're looking at feels just as weird as you feel.

#UsedToBe

[Sarah Russel, MD, MPH @srussel10]

One of our trauma patients told a team of three women surgeons that we needed to find a man who could support us financially, so I docked him a point on his GCS for confusion.

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Last night I decided to switch things up a bit in hopes of catching a Z or two. Skipped the alcohol...drew myself a nice epsom salt bath...took 1500mg of CBD...so on and so forth. Guess how much I slept? ONE hour. Everything is fake and I quit

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Not to be dramatic but I haven’t felt my toes in 4 days

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

@TheAdamFlanagan @LifeSchafer Okay fine I’ll add the horse racing game to my stickie note 🤚🏼

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Might start journaling about all the fun memories I’m making during the last years of my twenties. Anyone have a stickie note I can borrow

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

@LifeSchafer All the more reason not to let me down at the Schafer Christmas this year

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

So what’d you do with all your time in quarantine?

“Ehh, reflected on my last 10+ years, wrote a confessional album, came out stronger than ever”

Taylor Swift has done it again

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

On a scale of 0 to Karmen Meysenburg, how OCD is your mom?

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

It’s times like these I really wish my mom would’ve gone the beautician route

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

@kreepeekp @LoganMize It’s at the dry cleaners right now, or else I would’ve ❤️

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

Last night I met the man that’s been living in my radio for the past 4 years. There isn’t a lyric he’s written that hasn’t affected me in one way or another. My absolute favorite (even though he wouldn’t wear my Daddy hat for this pic) #licealert ⁦⁦@LoganMize⁩

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

@haidonme Don’t even get me started on my obsession with Uptown Girls

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

My dad has been wearing around my under armour sweatpants off and on for about a week now. Do I tell him they’re mine or just give them up? Honestly, they don’t look bad on the guy

[Evan Meysenburg @thebestEvv]

I will never get over Tswift winning the artist of the decade. So MF deserved, sis❤️❤️❤️❤️