Jill Jacobs

fun is good

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Wine and floss. Not the best flavor combo. Not the worst.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

I just heard my 7 year old son tell our dog “girls are crazy”. I agree 100%.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

@Bowers4Nebraska Got mine at hyvee!

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

What happened before cell phones? Did we just like, go to bed?

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

So our April fools day joke to our seven year old regarding a broken PS5 made him cry. Parent win? I think so.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Nothing feels more adult to me than having a healthy supply of Kleenex on hand.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Jack: Mom your tongue is as big as a dung beetle. Me: They told me not to eat deli meat while pregnant. Shoulda followed that rule.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

It is impossible to drink the last drink of your wine without looking like a complete drunko.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Who decided to make deodorant white? We should have different colored deodorant options. Today I wear blue shirt *grabs blue deodorant* Did I just solve something? Is the pandemic over now?

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

@SinisterProduce Never fail. Either win or learn.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

How do trailers get to a trailer store? Do you trailer them there?

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Winston is the best thing about New Girl. Fight me!

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

Happy Thanksgiving. My house smells like waffle cones and I don’t know why.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

I wish my dog could talk. I need outfit advice.

[Jill Jacobs @thebestjacobs]

school pick up will be the death of me