Alex

Locked in

[Alex @thebharucha]

@SpeedSportLife @IAmSuburban I never find recalls an issue because that means they will fix it for free. Its issues that should be recalled that are frustrating

[Alex @thebharucha]

@SpeedSportLife The peril almost got me too

[Alex @thebharucha]

Shooters gonna shoot

[Nevi 🌸 @retrograde]

Just got out of an insanely abusive relationship and a male friend I’ve had for three years decides today is the day he wants to PROPOSE. I am DONE WITH THE MALE GENDER LIKE ACTUALLY.

[Alex @thebharucha]

Mitch McConnell

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭 @afterglowefx]

yeah i’m gone

[Alex @thebharucha]

At no point did I know where this was going

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.

[Alex @thebharucha]

Right the sentient toys are normal but Bullseye being unusually fast is the weird part

[粒 メモ映画代千円現金 @Tu24na]

トイストーリーシリーズ1冷静に考えるとおかしいシーン

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

Every man must decide between 3 women:

1. A woman he's 100% physically attracted to, but who psychologically destroys him

2. A woman he's at peace with, but who he doesn't feel primal lust around

3. A woman he loves, but who energetically feels more like a mother than a lover

[Alex @thebharucha]

It goes away if you want it to

[27. @dimvji]

so this shyness thing doesn't go away with age huh

[Alex @thebharucha]

This is why you guys lost the revolutionary war

[Northvillan @northvillan]

Anyone shagging without air con currently in the UK is a fucking lunatic

[Alex @thebharucha]

No twitter before bed

[Alex @thebharucha]

What

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

"passenger princess"? nah bitch ur monitoring the computer data so i don't blow the engine up

[Alex @thebharucha]

You look at Hunters charisma and authenticity and think Newsom is his ideal running mate???

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Your mistake was thinking Gavin Newsom would need a woman or POC running mate. You are not ready for the scale of dark woke that is coming.

[Alex @thebharucha]

@iPoddities My dad really tried to get me to buy one of these instead of my iPod classic

[Alex @thebharucha]

Bit of a Dodge Intrepid rear end
Long live Daimler-Chrysler

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

The Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door has gone electric. Gone is the V8, and in its place is a huge battery.

• Up to 1,153 horsepower
• 2.0-second 0-60
• 186 mph top speed
• All-new interior screen setup

The AMG GT 4-Door will roll into dealers in late 2026.

[Alex @thebharucha]

moe

[wyabt @wy4bt]

ghetto ass popeyes in dc got the toilet paper hanging from a chain

[Alex @thebharucha]

When I was probably 4 or 5 my uncle told me chicken nuggets were chicken but also told me bread was made from golden retriever and I still continued to eat both

[John Thomas @thebbvegan]

Do you think if children were told that they were eating a baby cow or a baby pig for dinner, that they would be happy about it and continue eating it as if nothing happened?

No. I can guarantee you that if kids knew where their food comes from, they would be upset that they’re eating a dead animal.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is the greatest country on earth and its not even a contest

[Alex @thebharucha]

Is everyone on twitter just scared of sex now

[Viola @undefinednoone]

how do people do blowjob
like, i get if it's done after a shower or something, but if not, isn't there like pee remaining still? aren't you microdosing piss every time you suck someone off?

[Alex @thebharucha]

@Motor1com Have a 640gt and it’s been fantastic