bobby nope-port🙃

Give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. There's so much of you.

she/her 💖💜💙

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

LIONEL MESSI FINALLY GETS HIS WORLD CUP! 🐐🏆

[Frenzy @frenzybooks]

Hello #TheyBotheDieAtTheEnd fans!! @AdamSilvera’s revealed the synopsis for the prequel, #TheFirstToDieAtTheEnd ‼️ Mark your calendars for October 4th 2022!

https://t.co/nXrMm9eUNk

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I'm getting so tired of tapping this chart

[melissa “cancelled student debt” byrne @mcbyrne]

Floored

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

-Applies to be a reading/writing ACT tutor
-Takes writing portion
-Quits halfway through math portion
-Takes reading portion
-Finds excuse to leave before science portion ✌️

[GL @gldivittorio]

Hardest quote I’ve ever read

[Babs @hell0babs]

I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

I swore I wasn’t gonna RT any hot takes, but HE INVOKED THE SCOTTISH PLAY

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

Help Kitten Kaboodle their way into the pages of Dogster or Catster Magazine and take home a $5,000 cash prize! https://t.co/6poTRvKG29

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

Forgot to show you said cute cat!

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

Wanna help this cute cat buy some toys and treats? Boodle is currently second for America's Favorite Cat competition, and 1st place group finalists move onto finals tonight at 9 PM EST. Drop a vote to help us defeat Marla 😠

https://t.co/6poTRw2gTH

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

All cops are (and I cannot stress this enough) BASTARDS

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

I cannot remain silent any longer. It hurts my feelings when Wordle hits me with the "phew" when I get it on the last try.

[jayson m porter @RogueChieftan]

I’m still stuck on this idea: investing in more sleep for climate justice. If everyone in the United States was encouraged to sleep an additional hour or two, the reduction in greenhouse gas emissions could be huge. Like the size of smaller, more sustainable countries huge.

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

This tweet coming at you from post scrimmage high

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

I know that no one tells you this, but you can just DECIDE that you're kinda hot, ya know? Fuck if anyone else believes it

[юля 🇺🇦 @yuliemini]

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?

[Nissi noodle lover @DancingLeonard]

Someone asked me if I had "earned" carbs last night and I told them "I don't ever have to earn food to fuel my body"

I don't earn the right to eat anything. You don't either.

Food is food and is meant for good.

[bobby nope-port🙃 @thebi_cyclist]

Loooove casual transphobia against literal children in the workplace!!

[Elizabeth Holden @ElizabethH_WI]

I don't typically tweet about agents' rejections (as I also don't tweet about requests). But I received a rejection on a full today, for my "queer roller derby YA," because, the agent told me, he'd discovered I am married to a man. Ouch. 1/3