vicente 🩸

[Sea Almond @SeaAlmond_]

I used to lick cream off strawberries in the summer
And maybe I fucked your dad

[angel @clicknoboyss]

mfs never seen a fat puss before

[Charli @charli_xcx]

anyway

[kim petras @kimpetras]

Kim Petras - “Pop Sound” (Pretour)

[media by ángy @angymedia]

u piss a gay boy off and they posting song lyrics bro fuck you AND slayyyter

[dalia @siegfriedkjs]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘The Moment’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented Charli xcx.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see The Moment!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see The Moment!! She is the most beautiful pop star EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by George Daniel and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Charli, don’t let them become like Taylor Swift. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[kauê viaja porque precisa, mas volta porque te ama @kauefilia]

quando vejo uma placa "sorria que você está sendo filmado"

[rohan @zindxgi]

Cannot stop using this gif sorry her unadulterated joie de vivre is so palpable

[Freak Petras @FreakPetras]

she went to the bakery of hits and ordered a gaguette

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

just stole a joke from drag race and everyone at the table laughed

[Pacify @pacifylyric]

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

[isid or @isid__or]

She was about to kill herself in that studio.

[dari supreme @bonditch]

she got madonna lying on the bathroom floor with her back split open somewhere

[XCX World Archive @xcxtowers]

Blame It On Your Love [Demo 6 / Track 10 Hybrid] / November 2018 / StarGate

[marta sofia @martaspbat]

Lisboa

[XCX World Archive @xcxtowers]

Lucy Liu / 2018 / A. G. Cook & Ö