Almarë

🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 lotr, asoiaf || chronic shipper || occassional unhinged takes || 18+

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

"I keep losing my chud son, I'll make him wear a stupid bright green feather on his head so that he's easy to spot"

[eris @bezcore]

look at my opponent dawg im gonna win🤦🤦🤦😂😂

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@Pururuarts

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

In his defence, Tyrion still hasn't discovered that women are people

[omi 🟢 @rogue_om]

Is this Jaime Lannister's first time having a crush and also discovering that women are people?

[mia 🩷 @dunkaerions]

this is loterally what happened to ser duncan and prince aerion in the trial of seven

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

ok y'all seem to be very amused by this tweet so maybe I should shamelessly self-promote my stupid dunkaerion fic here

https://t.co/8hL21wowpJ

and yes I did write Aerion teaching his horse Valyrian commands lol

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

Aerion dressing his horse up as a dragon is strangely adorable

I bet he taught her/him Valyrian commands

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

My poor haunted dreamers

[valu @rhaerions]

this bs did not happen when aerion targaryen was on my screen

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

Meleys: because he'd love the thrill of having the fastest dragon

Caraxes: because of how fierce and blood-thirsty he is

or

Sunfyre: because he's an impressively pretty boy

[Lizzy 🐇 @bunnyyhorror]

i feel like i can tell what kind of fan you are based on which dragon you think aerion would have

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@foreurydice Ormund "wtf am I supposed to do with this kid breastfeed him"

[lil @feydemie]

it's a tv show

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@thekinginchains Maekar every time he sees Daeron

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@cosmickyber Throughout akotsk I was looking at Dunk and Daeron very confused like "are you telling me these people are NOT supposed to be blonde"

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@cosmickyber No criticism to you but it's funny to think about cultural differences bc I'm from the Med and this man would mostly be considered blonde here

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

Brynden skinchanges into a mosquito to buzz at Bittersteel's ear

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@aerionnai born to be impregnated

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@maidenvaults @laszlokreizl Jokes on him Brynden still sees them

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@shoytebag I didn't even notice anything weird about his forehead have people on twitter never seen a human before

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@TobyAfton13 Do you think he's like... otherkin

Like is the chainmail helping him deal with species dysphoria

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@URFRONTPAGEBOY I love fruit bats you don't even know

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

this is him I fear

[Almarë @thebidisaster]

@URFRONTPAGEBOY but

he's just a baby

the youngest person ever

the most delicate prince in history