friend

''No! Argh!''
―Tubatron 2.0's final words before his death

[friend @thebigbeefus]

new tomodachi life is an absolute home run.

[friend @thebigbeefus]

Welcome to Gay Missouri - The "Show Me Your Balls" State

[friend @thebigbeefus]

gentlemen, thank you for meeting with me today. i've come here to pitch your studio an idea that can't fail. [powerpoint on screen behind me moves to a slide that simply reads "White Norbit"]

[friend @thebigbeefus]

to the tune of "Wild Sex (In The Working Class)" by Oingo Boingo: BUTT SEX! WHERE YOU FUCK THE ASS.

[friend @thebigbeefus]

lrt you all just don't see the vision.

[toast/some-bread @somebreaddo]

seems the killer etched bikini babes into his rounds. they're saying it was a deagle with a real booby mag.

[friend @thebigbeefus]

naturally the move is to just put on something that matches the exact feeling, so back to this song on repeat https://t.co/gVUhYGULDW

[friend @thebigbeefus]

one of those cool days where all adderall seems to do after a certain point is increase my heart rate

[friend @thebigbeefus]

your own
personal
theme park.
somewhere you can say "whee,"
somewhere you're free.

[toast/some-bread @somebreaddo]

PROP COMEDY'S ALL I SEE / LATELY / CARROT TOP / (GUITAR SOLO)

[friend @thebigbeefus]

Mission Hill Episode 19: "Andy Gets A Hole In One (or What Does The Goat See?)"
SYNOPSIS: As payback for years-long trauma spurred by Andy showing him the scene in Pink Flamingos where Divine eats dog poop, Kevin sends Andy an e-mail with a shortened link to Goatse.

[Wari Funni @Zari_Wari]

AINT NO WAYYYYY LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[friend @thebigbeefus]

@somebreaddo i may have gone too far when i called you a dork.

[friend @thebigbeefus]

that being said, this is not a show i would've enjoyed before i was 24.

[friend @thebigbeefus]

crawling back to the main twitter just to say that literally everyone who said mission hill was funny was more correct than i ever gave them credit for.

[toast/some-bread @somebreaddo]

playin some eef tonight

[friend @thebigbeefus]

lrt is an all star joke