Crimp Lemon

i be in situations

[Crimp Lemon @thebigcrimp]

Today I started off my day with 9 pasture raised eggs cooked in pasture raised grass fed butter with 2 tomahawk steaks (burnt on outside raw on inside) and a skin-on avocado on a wooden cutting board if you eat anything else or use utensils literally have fun dying at 29 🤣🤣

[Crimp Lemon @thebigcrimp]

Swinger communities are Republican polycules

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@factpostnews

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@JayGold85 Totally unprovoked too

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@paulmcleary @spittinchiclets And if someone took a baseball swing at March he would’ve had it coming too! Completely irrelevant point to try and justify a filthy play

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@PatsNihilist Not even trying to pick a fight genuinely curious: how does this combination of allegiances even work

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I need to get a girlfriend by November so she can be pissed at me for playing GTA VI too much

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Florida panthers ticket prices and crowds the literal split second they no longer have a super team, what an absolute joke of a fanbase

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This is an away game btw best fans in the league argue with a wall

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

PAVEL ZACHA TIES IT FOR THE BRUINS WITH 11 SECONDS LEFT TO FORCE OT 🫨🚨

[Crimp Lemon @thebigcrimp]

Starting to think I’m shadowbanned on hinge

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fk it 2027 my year ! #CRIMP

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Florida panthers getting a home winter classic

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I’m taking a Victorian child straight to the poptart bowl

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No matter how badly we want the lions to be good the lions are not good

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Sigh

[Pop Base @PobBase]

Nicki Minaj reveals she is working on a song with Erika Kirk to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy for her new album.

[america’s qb @LakeEffectBro]

*loses to the worst team in the league*

fellas, we have our franchise qb

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Morgan Geekie

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Written photo description for the visually impaired: empty hockey rink

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I actually have a correspondent reporting live from Amerant Bank Arena as we speak! Let’s see how full the rink is for a divisional matchup for the back-to-back champ Florida Panthers with three minutes to puck drop!

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Incel winter again