Travis Simmons

My Comedy CD!

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I wrote a poem for Paul Mooney. Rest in power, you funny motherfucker.

[James Inman @_james_inman]

Is anybody going to apologize for calling me a conspiracy nut now that the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists is saying Covid-19 may be a leaked bioweapon? Does this mean I'm an anti-vax? Fuck no. If there was ever a time to get vaccinated this would be the time dumb fuck.

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

@tkkasnick No one says 51st birthday TK do like Mr mookie you're just 50 for the second time especially with covid last year not any kind of celebration it's just 50 again happy 50th again I love you

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

@tkkasnick I'm in Kent where are you did you see that mookie is having his 60th birthday on Friday

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

So many times, when not the headliner and a show starts late the audience is mad at the show and won't laugh or even pay attention until the headliner goes up

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

@DJHansKim It's possible to have a bad set because the audience is mad that the show took too long or because it's starting so late

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

@DJHansKim Artists are The gatekeepers of Truth we are civilizations radical voice.

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

The game don't start until a couple of good block shots #marchmadness #goBaylor #chuck #magic #Spike #SamuelLmfkinJackson all got paid and the players didn't. #cbssports

#uglylive

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Tonight @thebigfunny joins #herHoNess
on @YF4Watching Tuesday Night Twat Talk
Worst Sex Ever Stories Live!! #twattalkTuesday #yf4Watching #sextalk #worstsexever #relationships #badsex #reallybadsex
before #wapwednesday #tuesdaysnightTwatTalkLive
on #yf4watching
#TheBigFunny

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Next level stand-up is the artist activists like Dick Gregory, Mark Twain, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, and hopefully @thebigfunny @yf4w #standupcomedy

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

If the good ones won't stop the bad ones, who we calling good?#TheTruthHurts #blm #steroidsNdonutzNclassSellouts

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

TRUMP is not just dangerously rotten, he's a bigot bullhorn an idiot whisperer, and the pied piper of greedy selfish mental defectives. #theUNTRICKERS

[Tomthunkit™ @TomthunkitsMind]

I’m not kidding. This isn’t a joke. Please watch this and tell me what the f*!k he’s talking about?
#ThursdayThoughts

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Posted a new photo: "Obi Wan never told you what really happened..." https://t.co/xRO0KH3CIn https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "I Love the Rain in Seattle" https://t.co/bjDAjYWaPW #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Would It Be?" https://t.co/QAFUXGvA5y #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "Viagra for Women" https://t.co/NaWJZn3bEU #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "Birth Control Pill for Men" https://t.co/u1bQtann6F #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "What If Darth Vader Was a Pimp? (My First Joke Ever)" https://t.co/w33dokiPx8 #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Travis Simmons @thebigfunny]

Added a new video: "Darth Vader Ringtone personalized Vader Tones by the Big Funny" https://t.co/f5bP4KZ07f #video https://t.co/qvmcUEURWa

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Darlings can you do me a favor?
This place is my heart and soul of my father’s legacy. Please Vote early, vote often.
Best New Museum https://t.co/qXerFma6ay