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I apologize to everyone who has contacted me to schedule a fight in the parking lot and has yet to hear back, I’m working them into my calendar slowly.

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playlists for every occasion

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Should I turn 24?

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Violet's toxic trait is how badly she wants to domesticate wild animals

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I'm just saying you could piss in your dishwasher before running it and your dishes would still come out clean

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my schedule:
- thermodynamics
- fracture mechanics
- environmental development

my brain:
- you should've come to shiratorizawa
- nice kill tanaka
- oya? oya oya? oya oya oya?

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Define your relationship in one photo:

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A teenager just told me that if I put sugar in my gas tank it’ll prevent my gas from freezing so I’m about to go do that

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So when are you gonna stop calling me that

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lizzie borden is a hot piece of 19th century ass

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@wishkegen Is that not correct?

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Do you think Prince Phillip will get a letter from the Queen when he turns 100 or just pipe?

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The only thing I know about astrology is that your moon sign = who you are at night

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@SK83RB0l Yh libra sounds like a little bitch

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@SK83RB0l I don't know anything about astrology so I picked based on my favourite will smith movie

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goodnight

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if you finger my butthole and my urethra at the same time it takes a screenshot

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🥺wym your life doesn't revolve around me🥺

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@wishkegen It won't be. I'll make sure of it.

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The answer to both questions are still no

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As much as this pandemic has created hardship, it has also created more opportunity for me to pursue my favorite hobby: cremating stuff.

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@wishkegen But really surprised though