skooty

bathtub with beef

[skooty @thebigskoot]

https://t.co/UclOH3RmzK

[skooty @thebigskoot]

their/there/they’re pronouns

[jules 2 @0sail0r]

I’ve spent the last month being sick and being scared.

[skooty @thebigskoot]

i had a fever when i tweeted this i thought it was rly funny but it’s just a boring ass sentence

[skooty @thebigskoot]

a tall glass of ice cold water seems like it would be a great source of iron

[skooty @thebigskoot]

ai wet burger fresh yummy

[skooty @thebigskoot]

the rapture didn’t happen? so we put the dog down for nothing

[christian lyttle @bafooma]

all my friends have benefits :)

[skooty @thebigskoot]

@gunsandwiches do it man u got it

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Someday he will die.

[skooty @thebigskoot]

@mae_flux u spelled chicken little wrong :(

[skooty @thebigskoot]

me (an artist): oh genie, i wish i would have my big break
genie: *beats the shit out of me, breaking most of my bones*
genie: phew thanks i had to get that out of my system. i actually didn’t use any magic for that so you still have three wishes

[skooty @thebigskoot]

@gunsandwiches i’ll go

[skooty @thebigskoot]

this whole time i thought huzz meant “husband” but i just now learned it means “whores”. you guys are disgusting

[skooty @thebigskoot]

some of u kill the awesome spider on ur wall and then complain ab all the flies in ur house. wtf did you think the spider was for.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

my favorite game is wet paper towel but I enjoy broom and dustpan. Occasionally I'll play vacuum cleaner

[skooty @thebigskoot]

@Prinklesssss brombo tried to drink windex at my house once

[moved @penquinpanic]

Im afraid its true

[skooty @thebigskoot]

@mammalfriend oh my god