The Big Unit

I am NOT Bill Michaels, but I do love @KwikTrip. This is a parody account.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Everyone mad that Stearns and co. didn't add more offense at the deadline, but remember, there's always the waiver deadline.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Anybody have a prospect rating on this move? Seems it would really deplete the USA farm system. But, 'tis the season #HugWatch

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[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

The Russian government reportedly requested that Vadim Krasikov, a former colonel in the country’s spy business, be added to the U.S. prisoner exchange for WNBA star Brittney Griner and Paul Whelan, according to @CNN https://t.co/BPxZBJYw4V

[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

My sources say he wants to join the Big Ten.

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[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Kevin Durant has requested a trade out of Brooklyn, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Maybe Big Ten now stands for how many time zones the league has teams in?

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Hours before #NBA free agency begins. Thank God Alex Lasry is focused on other things and can't get the team in trouble this year.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

The #Brewers need to "find" another "stray dog" to take the focus off their baseball product for a while.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

How did this team win 563 games?! #Brewers

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Seems like Williams hit the wall tonight. #Brewers

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

How can so many D1 basketball players look like they've never held a basketball, let alone shot one, in their lives before tonight. #Badgers #Cyclones #MarchMadness

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Does he have any eligibility left? If so, get him to Fiserv!

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Pretty sure Middleton and Giannis could play both these teams at the same time and be able to rest for most of the second half. #Badgers #Cyclones

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Gotta cut Davison some slack. It's hard for 40-year-olds to play this many games in a short span. #Badgers

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Please don't say Raiders. It's still too soon. Thank you.

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[Alex Kennedy @AlexKennedyNBA]

Naming the team the Raiders was an interesting choice. It makes it sound like they are toothpaste thieves. 😂

[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Hey, now that @MLB and @MLBPA don't have to worry about those pesky games/practices getting in the way, now they can focus all their efforts into meeting together.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

No way Rodgers comes back now. All you need is Love.

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[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

You asked... We delivered 🧀

The @packers are coming to the 🇬🇧... #NFLUK

[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Mahomes should have stuck to baseball.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Mike Zimmer's nose is falling off by halftime.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Who else is going to visit Ace Hardware and lather up their feet in tough-actin' Tinactin tonight? #RIPMadden

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

This Vikings/Bears game should be used to force confessions out of criminals.

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[The Big Unit @TheBigUnitBM]

Kirk Cousins...also not very good.

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