IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND ARE PLANNING ON COMMITTING A CRIME OF ANY MAGNITUDE NOW WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO DO IT BECAUSE THE VARIOUS ENCHANTMENTS AND HEXES THE "FBI" HAVE PLACED ON THE COUNTRY ARE FADING AND WILL BE RENEWED ON MONDAY AT THE LATEST
Just In: George Santos (R) told the public he was going to the State of the Union, then bet against himself on Kalshi to make $17,570
The CFTC fined the former congressman $17,500 and ordered him to give up his $17,570 profit
He's also banned from prediction markets for 3 years
i put on Gang Of Four's Entertainment! to clean the apartment and instead of getting me hyped up its just making me think about the plight of the global working class.... #empathproblems
every Pet Shop Boys verse:
it smelled of kerosene
behind the haberdashery
the martini fell from your hand
silk curtains burned too soon
every Pet Shop Boys chorus:
let’s!
kiss!
toNIGHT!
right on the mouth !