Bim

I'm Bim. I am a puppet but I'm still smarter than you. That's really sad.

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@richardhine was abortion legal on your birthday?

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#blacktwitter is about as legit as a BET award.

[Bim @thebimshow]

@maddoxrules I've never had to kneel on Twitter before. Well, here it goes!

[Bim @thebimshow]

@kathygriffin you look like you invented herpes.

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Can someone get this guy out of my ass, please?

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@SarahKSilverman does your pussy smell like gefilte fish?

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I'm going to fuck that puppet in Dinner for Schmucks.

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When will Obama build a basketball court in the East Room of the White House and change the National Anthem to a rap song?