Sparrow

The boss of all these useless fuckers Kevin has around.

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“I did more work in the last hour than you’ve done in the last 10 years.”

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“I might be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

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“What the fuck are you doing ya dumb bastard?”

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“That fertilizer’s no fucking good. It’s is as hard as the back of your head.”

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“Hand me a pair of them bender overs.”
Google translate = “Some rubber gloves.”

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“Oh she’s windy alright.The wind blows 367 days a year up there”

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“These guys haven’t seen a dry year. Wait till the grasshoppers are as big as tom cats.”

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“Get outta here ya bastard.”

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“It’s colder than a witches tit out there today.”

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*In the passenger seat, while crossing the #1. “You’re good from my way.” 0.05 of a second later. “Ya, you better step on it.”

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“That slant eyed whoore.”

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“I would rather get caught jerkin’ off on the middle of Main Street.”

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“You’ve got me confused with someone who gives a fuck!”

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This is slicker than snot on a door knob.

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You fucking pig! You took all my tarts.

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I'm colder than a well digger's ass.

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@GarettFKinnee, that cocksucker's crazy! Good kid tho, I like him.

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What the fuck do you want ya whore?

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You're as useful as a broken arm.

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Berger, you're the ugliest cunt in South Central Saskatchewan!