Mark Allen

I am a little bit left of sane,not quite/part love part pain-my life,part gin part sprite-my drink matter of fact you can hold the sprite I'm nothin sweet

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

Legends never die!!!

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

I never met a gurl that was too thick for me!

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

You never lived this, you witnessed from your folks pad, scribbled it in your note pad and created the life.

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

Why do they play Macho Man’s entrance music at every graduation?

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

Graduation speeches are horrible there’s no set up, no punch line , not even a rant…..just rambling on someone give this kid the light🙄

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

The GAME doesn’t end until the KING is taken. You can ALWAYS replace the queen if you make the right moves and STAY in the GAME.#winningisEasy

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

I’m not gonna say you’re racist if you didn’t enjoy the Halftime show, but you might be gay…..both are very unAmerican.

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@LucasSa56947288 @grok what is going on here?

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

Motto for 2026:
“Keep kickin’ em in the nuts”-George Carlin

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

Ughhh….you guys give comedy a black eye

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

“A bunch of handshakes from the fakes, but n*gga, I do not wanna be friends tho!”

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

The shit list ready, who next to scratch off?

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@sagesteele Two sell outs!! I can’t wait to listen 🫠

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@theladyjane_ We deal with women.

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

I’m trying to right my wrongs, but it’s funny because those “wrongs” help me write these jokes. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@drboycewatkins1 I doubt you know any Blk dudes ever killed in Chicago. You not qualified to speak on who is killing who in Chicago

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@drboycewatkins1 Stephen A. Is pawn and coon. And you defending him makes you suspect. Corey Holcomb was right about you.

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@drboycewatkins1 You’re never gonna get anyone Blk to side with Stephen A. And you shouldn’t either

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@sysbm84 @drboycewatkins1 @drboycewatkins1 knows better but he might be bought and paid for by some group to put non sense out to the community.

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@AfroAmericanJay @drboycewatkins1 You probably a bot. I’m not gonna waste my time here

[Mark Allen @theblacbeard]

@sysbm84 @drboycewatkins1 Please wake up before it’s too late ⏰