Jamie - from Mythbusters

happy mythbysters is over

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

when i was 8 i saw santa claus tear my neighbor’s dog in half

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health

Me: I’m da glass man

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Jamie - from Mythbusters @theblackcondom]

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Faggot

[Jamie - from Mythbusters @theblackcondom]

@elonmusk Faggot

[mau @rllydu]

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

I’m a sex addict and my teeth are falling out

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Im not voting but I'll be in a bar on election night.

If Pennsylvania turns red I'm looting

If Pennsylvania flips blue I'm looting

This isn't a political tweet I just haven't been apart of a riot since 2020

[6’6 #LLDM 🩸 @Lifeasliek]

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[Jamie - from Mythbusters @theblackcondom]

@LuxuryWatchGuy1 @ROLEX

[The Luxury Watch Guy @LuxuryWatchGuy1]

55.5k followers is crazy I made this account as a joke

F it….i am gonna raffle off a vintage Rolex datejust because I love you all and I’m a little tipsy

Get this post to 5,500+

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And it’s a done deal 🤝

Rules are as follows:

1) comment or tag your fav watch brand, like, and follow to qualify
2) retweet illl count you twice
3) free shipping in the USA ONLY

*P.S I’m gona raffle it off anyway if we don’t hit those numbers yall are family

[Jamie - from Mythbusters @theblackcondom]

@blairxhenry @jakewoolf L

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The crystal ain’t the only ball I know

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

I would 100% kill some of the minions if they worked for me, having a bad day at work and thrusting a screwdriver into one of their heads would feel so calming