The Black Pepper Butcher

Your local source of disregarded meat products.
(seriously, our products are weird)

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

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[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

@LAGUECORP Hi Geremy,

We are active between 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM on Twitter - but if you have inquiries that need immediate attention, feel free to send us a direct message! We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Who tweets at 5 AM?
Weird.

Sincerely,

- The Black Pepper

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

@LAGUECORP Hi Geremy,

We feel black cues a modern-visual impact on our community (especially in our logo). By venturing into an unsafe territory for potential new and old customers, we are able to expand our reach.

Best we could come up with. Ha.

Sincerely,

- The Black Pepper

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

@LAGUECORP Hi Geremy,

We are extending our 20% discount on our new line of plant-based "meat" products for another week. Might be something to look into? Get at it, man!

Sincerely,
- The Black Pepper

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

@LAGUECORP Hi Geremy,

The best way to reach our website is via the link attached to our Twitter profile. You can easily reach the website this way!
Here's a quick link to save you the trouble for now: https://t.co/AAN5lxj8Bm

Sincerely,
- The Black Pepper

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

Some background:

The competition we recently held was to help bring support to all butcher shops out there that are undergoing tough times.

Part of the reason of adopting plant based meat products was to adapt to the change.

Remember, meat good when done right.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

For those wondering about what happened to the cow we had donated yesterday, we can confidently say that it is being taken care by one of our suppliers.

In the not so distant future we may have them in our display cases.

Weird things happen, all the time.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

Plant-based meat products are "meats" made completely from a 100% combination of plants that closely mimics normal meat products.

We are providing a 20% discount on these products during their first week on our shelves.

Give it a try, wimps.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

We, Black Pepper Butcher, would like to extend our services to the vegetarian community.

While we may not see eye to eye, we are announcing the addition of a variety of plant-based meat products available in the coming weeks.

How do you like them apples? Ha.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

After careful examination, we are pleased to announce [Name] is the winner of our first community butchering competition! We hope you enjoy your 50% off deal!

Thank for everyone else that has participated, and supporting your local butcher shop!

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

Thanks to everyone who participated and spectated during the event, we are now tallying up and comparing scores.

We will be announcing the winner shortly, in the mean time everyone who participated are welcome to take one selection of meat products they cut home.

Our treat!

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

To the elderly man who chose to bring a cow from their ranch to the competition to simply watch...

That's a new kind of messed up, but we appreciate your donation to the event!

The competition is still under way, the judges are taking their time to judge carefully.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

The butchering competition is starting NOW!

Whether your spectating or participating, just know that things are happening.

Who will win 50% off all Mabeast products!?

See you there!

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

One last thing:

If it isn't clear, we aren't killing any live animals in the competition. It is simply making cuts to already prepared animals.

It's kind of illegal to do that too. I can't believe we have to explain this.

We need to vent.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

To add on to the butchering competition, you DO NOT bring your own knifes or tools.

We aren't 7 Eleven. We aren't letting anyone to get an edge with self-operating knives.

Pun wasn't intended, warning was. Just relax.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

The community butchering competition will start tomorrow from 1 pm until 8 pm!

No registration is needed! But we will request a criminal record check.

Cause you know. People can be crazy with knives. Seriously.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

After some doing some ground work, we have organized a community butchering competition!

You can participate (with a supervisor) or watch others show their skill!

The winner of the event will get 50% off discount on all Mabeast-related products we carry.

More details soon!

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

We have had a number of customers ask us what we would consider to be the best seasoning blend for BBQ.

There isn't one that is the best. But we do have a simple recipe you can use at your next get-together.

https://t.co/oLbx5d9F3t

It's quite earthy in flavor. Earthy good.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

Butchering is another form of art. Carving out certain cuts and ensuring our customers that they have access to the best meat there is something we take seriously.

It also helps vent out our frustrations, as we pound, slice, and decimate these cuts of meat.

Really.

[The Black Pepper Butcher @theblackpepper_]

We forgot to mention - we will only sell to the public who have gold coins. Real, authentic gold-covered chocolate coins.

Just kidding. Bring money or else we'll unleash the Mabeasts.

There's also this 10$ off coupon we got going too when you purchase $50 worth of lamb.