T. Blake Butler

that’s not my dog.

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@haleyhurst

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@raywylie It just sounds nasty

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@chrismerritt I mean, it’s hard enough throwing shoes at one of you. A whole gaggle—nah.

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@chrismerritt This is my nightmare.

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@jayweingarten Yes

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@JonPlaysDrums @theoldgreywolf Clearing Christmas and The Elves from HR.

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@thick_trinity Gospel tracts

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@notjoshsorrells Tell them to go read Cormac McCarthy

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@chrismerritt Did you send this to me once upon a time? https://t.co/OwOKlZEvGX

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@MikeSirois Samesies

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@BibiLynch The Polite

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WE FOUND HER!

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@corbydavidson My little French Bulldog, Ella Fitzgerald, pulled the great escape from my backyard in Little Forest Hills today. Don’t know if I’ll survive the quarantine with my wife if we don’t find her. Little help?

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@corbydavidson My little French Bulldog, Ella Fitzgerald, pulled the great escape from my backyard in Little Forest Hills today. Don’t know if I’ll survive the quarantine with my wife if we don’t find her. Little help?

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

A #silverlining: all of the creative facial hair trends we’ll see when we come out of our caves.

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

Looking for a drummer for my new video conference cover band, “The Flu Fighters.”

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

I came to this here website for some Corona virus think pieces—and boy, I’m extremely disappointed at the lack of options.

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Display dome covering Russian meteorite mysteriously lifts off: "There is no explanation for what happened" https://t.co/jlUCi9yX6Z

[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

Can’t shake this thing that I do where I judge people super hard strictly based on how they pronounce “cotton.”

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

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[T. Blake Butler @theblakebutler]

@NotJackKemp innanet gonna innanet