The ____ Guys

A twenty-something's misadventures in dating //

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Burrito in bed. #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words

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Just used "Sweater Guy-ed" as a verb. And it was glorious.

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Ended things with a guy weeks ago, but he's continuing his love affair with my Netflix account. He sure is banging a lot of shitty movies.

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@jamievaron You've just described my sex life.

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Mix picks > Dick pics (via @EliteDaily) http://t.co/zLHLqBUy0n

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"Never settle for the life you’re currently living if it’s not the life you want…" - @MrPaulHudson #55Things http://t.co/CRHQelW3b5

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"When vaginas are involved there tends to be a lot more negotiating…" - @BrokeAssStuart's thoughts on @Tinder https://t.co/bA0rxYwvJk

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"Losing one person doesn't mean it's game over; there's always someone else." - @katiebschwartz for @latimes http://t.co/MDeSKNcd8O

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Apparently @Tinder was down earlier tonight. The fact that they didn't take that opportunity to make a "gettin it up" joke is disappointing.

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So #blessed to be at the #SAGAwards* this year!

*At home, eating hummus without a bra.

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Practice safe online dating, you guys. You don't want to get an STE. http://t.co/sCeJ78UEq2

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"I should have swiped left." #FiveWordsToRuinADate

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"You remind me of my favorite cousin." - My date last night

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@kevingchristy 75% of people are severely let down by the finish?

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"True love...changes you & sets your life on a different track." - @MrPaulHudson for @EliteDaily http://t.co/krmCP9z1Pi

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"You need to know yourself first or you risk making the right relationship fail." - @MrPaulHudson via @EliteDaily http://t.co/dxpecQeW8I

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A 5-hour date where the guy doesn't ask you a single question about yourself counts as a kidnapping, right?

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@JustMyTypeMag My dating life is evidence to the contrary.

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"In the end, we lose more by pretending to care less." - @deelizabeth_ for @EliteDaily http://t.co/DwjUJ6xyPR

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YES. Everything about this is spot on. Can we please make this required reading for all single people?! http://t.co/JHiI6KiW4s