Sarah Shaw

Biography still in progress.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[Duolingo @duolingo]

i did something bad

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Kid with incredible acting skills shows off his epic Halloween costume

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Pretty much sums up the situation.
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[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I don’t engage in ANY activity where oxygen is measured in time increments

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First https://t.co/9R0nIy0MpM

[Heather Gardner @heathergtv]

Sorry Republicans…

No more football for you.

[The World According to Eddy @oneandonlyEddyb]

The fact that Sandoval was more genuinely apologetic to Schwartz than to Ariana, that shows you the type of 🗑️ he is .. #pumprules

[marissa @MarissaSaysWhat]

schwartz: hey i used to have a bar

lala: yeah we’re trying to burn that down right now

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#pumprules

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

Schwartz: “I’m worried about my health, my wealth, my family. There’s man-eating crocodiles in Florida now.”

Katie: “You sound like a country song.” #PumpRules

[Sarah Shaw @theblondechik]

Idk how more fucked up you can get to be honest. Rachel you do be looking like a 🤡

[marissa @MarissaSaysWhat]

smiling about having an affair with your best friend’s partner for seven months is unbelievably demonic #pumprules

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

Want to help prevent mass shootings? Stop voting for people like this.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Today’s deadly mass shooting at an Allen, Texas, outlet mall is the latest reminder that #ItsTheFuckingGuns.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but some shithead with an AR-15 and a grudge is the exact fucking opposite of a well-regulated militia

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Following the backlash to Anheuser-Busch partnering with trans woman Dylan Mulvaney, The Onion asked conservatives to explain why they’re boycotting Budweiser and this is what they said. https://t.co/ePyYDxz5n1

[Page Six @PageSix]

Béis gifts Ariana Madix its ‘whole collection’ after shading Raquel Leviss https://t.co/afrqOkB4iS

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

My immune system fighting off a cold

[Sarah Shaw @theblondechik]

There’s nothing like the power of leaving someone on read. I used to have to have the last word. Now I just leave them hanging and move on with my life.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: National treasure and witness in the Manhattan Trump case, Stormy Daniels, has just spoke out on whether she is afraid to face former President Trump in the court of law. Her comments are certain to infuriate him:

"I've seen him naked. There's no way he could be scarier with his clothes on."