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[amadí @amadoit__]

shithousery king, can’t even hate him

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@RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp who agreed opening hours of 2 hours per day with little wiggle room outside office hours in your Mallusk sorting office. Absolute joke for public to try to retrieve missed parcels

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@CoachesVoice Jorge Sampaoli has to be my favourite when talking about possession

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@WhoScored @ChelseaFC Remember kezman had a ridiculous record in the eredivise. Let's hope he comes better than him 🤣

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@JohnTerry26 @EmenaIo Captain, keeper, legend #safehands #cfc

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@ianmccourt Torres at Chelsea movement off ball was great. Created alot of space for midfield. They had a field day. I mean his finishing was questionable at Chelsea. No benzema.

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@Astronomer_Mark @PackedLunchC4 Prisoners of geography,
Seven brief lessons on physics &
Thinking fast and slow.

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@LidlGB Thanks for the clarity. Although that's a massive change in dugar content from 3.6g to 8.8g especially for unsweetened 😮😮😮

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@lidl_ni @LidlGB any chance you can clarify which one serving contains is correct given both are different.

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@Ajarncom In Belfast we called it 'on the beak', or 'I'm beaking off'

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@TrojanCondomsUK 6 months too late guys. Where were you when I needed you 😔💦🐣

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@JeffreyStables @whartonswords @Keir_Starmer As Napoleon once said, “Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

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@LongExposures Had a similar issue when flew home from Australia. In an empty #doha airport that guy chooses that seat. 🙈

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@_DHOTYA surely in with a shout

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Whoaa just got this intense email from my cousin who is a nurse on the front lines. Scary stuff.

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@qrsupport the slogan #takingyouhome yet I got to Brisbane airport to be told there was a ticket issuance failure. Spent 140$ calling through to Doha to be told there was nothing that could be done i'd have to miss the flight&offered a refund. How does that help me get home?

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@patcullen9 Worth mentioning that's the whole point of a strike is to cause disruption. Yes it isn't great that people's appointments have been cancelled, being one of the people on the receiving end of it, I am still glad they are using a stand.

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@sportbible Jorge Sampaoli while managing Chile summed up possession #truewords #celtic #tonytonywatt

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@IanDunt Literally sums it up #brexit #NoDeal

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@carol_xox Thinking you've maybe watched one strange rock on Netflix lol