CONGRATULATIONS TO @jackroma29 FOR WINNING THE CONTEST!
WINS THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY!
MY AUTOGRAPHED BOOK!
MY CUSTOM SHOUTOUT!
READY TO ROLL!
BE ADVISED I HAVE ANOTHER CONTEST ON THURSDAY!
#NFL#LARvsSF
Downtown in the D, got my lucky hat on today. Sleep in it, fuck in it, piss in it, and read your girls dms in it. My bad, didn’t mean to be better than you.
People always say to me, Yo Big fuckin How, why you sleep upside down? So I don’t wake up with morning wood after going ten rounds with your girl last night.
Yo yo yo, ya boy is back. Had to hop off the tiwddle for a hot sec. my chick got outta hand, start changing my Passcode and all that. Can’t have her seein my wet ass DM’s. Smh, this why I stay single bruh.
The reason I tweet 15 times in 1 minute is because my brain only functions at high speeds for short intervals. In conclusion I seem to be most effective during the 1-3 minute range. Same length as my nut. What a coincidence.