Gretchen.

#controversial & #opinionated

[Gretchen. @theboggleswap]

felt lazy from being on my phone in bed all day so now i am on my phone outside. #wellnessera #balance

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Thinking about this rn @sunsummonerasf

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Freshman year Leila told me she would rather shift to Hogwarts to date Draco Malfoy instead of staying and being my friend.

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Worst fears:
1. Being employed
2. Being unemployed

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@FastFourier My house

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@FastFourier Inspirational thx. I will quit worrying about the great meme depression and go back to dragging the low taper fade. It is massive you know! Thanks 🙏

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@FastFourier Quit yappin

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The guys next to me rn are rapping (very loudly and very badly) I hate this school bro.

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Going into my Econ exam…but the only economic event I have been focused on is the great meme depression of 2025. Wish me luck.

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Witnessed a Loyola couple breakup in the dining hall. Truly tragic!

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Healing from brain rot. Connecting with my divine feminine. (I set a screen time limit on TikTok). #tradwife

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Tragedy struck at Loyola. That’s all.

[Magick @magickbones]

I think i miss the goat

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Just saw two kids kiss in the loyola target. Love is in the air! And best believe I’m holding my breath. #ew

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Just bought the Fortnite battle pass. Feeling…#epic

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Type

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@quinn_fitz1 You think I’m joking but last time I went on the brown line there was literal feces on the seat. Avg chi experience.

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On the brown line train rn. No shit this time!

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Woke up at 8AM today to TWO baby voices. Turns out roommate brought her friend over. This girl complained about how she gained three 🥺 whole 🥺 pounds 🤓 and now is… 98 pounds 😖🥺 Then proceeded to talk about being 4’11. Please pray for her guys. This must be so hard for her.

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

We droppin’ Tilted or WHAT ⁉️

Loot up and suit up, OG Season 2 is now live!

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Rereading my old tweets like hi why am I hilarious????