Alexandra Varanelli

a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

Shoutout to the kid still playing candy crush in class with no shame

It's me, I'm playing candy crush

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but on Mercury, I’m 240 years old, and on Saturn, I’m just 2.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Thanks, Twitterverse, for all the birthday wishes. Today especially, I don’t feel a day over 58.

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

@alanzillotto never forget

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

@alanzillotto HAHAHAHA the first one are you kidding

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

@alanzillotto @TweetLikeAGirI Ahahahaha oh my god it's your soulmate

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Oh. My. God. 13/10 magical af

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

@alanzillotto hehehe ilysm bebe❤️❤️❤️

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

@alanzillotto something you/mama sue would do https://t.co/OdIbQUCGmM

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

if I was made out of corn bread I would have eaten myself 3 minutes after I was born

[Alexandra Varanelli @thebootandrALLY]

where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

Trump wants to ban Muslim immigrants like my parents. I wrote a piece for @NYTimes telling him to go fuck himself: https://t.co/MCDsQyz2jy