Maximillian Pegasus

"'I look funny, but yo I'm making money'- digital underground"- me

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

💙💛💙💛

[Tessa Ø @Osterwoman]

We're a little stuck 🚐🚍🚌

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

@gabbygrutt14 so you had sex with this man?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

John Wall is NASTY. 😱 #SCtop10

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

Same professor as before: "think about why they used to hang a lot of people 100 years ago, see you on Wednesday"

[Schmidt @SchmidtsQuotes]

current vibes

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

My prof talking about the graded hw:

"you know you could have just looked this up on google, that's what I did, I looked it up on google"

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

Current financial status: saw $.60 on the gym floor, planned to pick it up.Forgot.Still thinking about my missed opportunity.That was at 1pm

[NHL @NHL]

Adios, water bottle. https://t.co/XoHc9qwZ3b

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

@amandaeliz3 https://t.co/ckcSgMOO9z

[gab @gabbygrutt14]

I live for moments of uncontrollable laughter where u cant stop yourself & it gets to the point when u don't even know why ur still laughing

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

I got hacked and I'm still not the biggest fool of the day

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

@JackDonn16 under law I am obligated to tell you that you can sue both myself and the ray ban company for some BIG bucks

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

@JeremyCaulkins my DMs look like a high school yearbook, everybody's in that shit #dontbuytheraybans

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

Apparently I got hacked, my apologies

[Marc Spector @TheHashaum]

Irony: Fast Lane comes on while your stuck in traffic.

[Maximillian Pegasus @JeremyCaulkins]

Plot twist: people make themselves look so good on social media that in real life they can only disappoint