𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

ᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·
𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑨𝑵 𝑪𝑶𝑷, 𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝒁𝑨𝑹
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝑳𝑬𝑾𝑫 & 𝑻𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑶
ᅠ

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

ᅠ
Just finished another long day at the office. <3

The pervs do 𝑵𝑶𝑻 have to follow her home today. 🥰
ᅠ

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

She's been looking for her cuffs and her taser in her office for weeks.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Uh, cause I like dogs and they act good?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

Maybe she should start putting heavy duty electric collars on her criminals.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Ugh, you again.

. . .The dangerous people!

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

ᅠ
Another long day of sending those people back.
ᅠ

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

She will kick the president out of the country if they pass any reparations bill.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

She's going to be saying all sorts of messed up Spanish after trying to learn from AI.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

A la mierda mi chica blanca gorda como la puta estúpida de un presidente.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

A la mierda mi chica blanca gorda como la puta estúpida de un presidente.

[Beth Ross, level 47 politician @MsPrxz]

Breaking news. President Ross just announced that boarder officers must pass a Spanish language fluency test. More at 5

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

ᅠ
Everyone's favorite thug wrangling officer. <3
ᅠ

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

That's a no comment, sir.

[Moved to @C0lK1ng @ICBUDaddy]

So that's a yes.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

. . .No, she did 𝑵𝑶𝑻 sleep her way into her job.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

. . .No comment.

[Moved to @C0lK1ng @ICBUDaddy]

Were you the one who let me go after that young woman accused me of sexual harassment?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Fair. Nothing too crazy though?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

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Keeping her country safe, each and every day. ♡
ᅠ

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

“Yesss, more pawgs in office!” 😇

[ʙ ʀ ᴇ ᴛ ᴛ @TRADWIFECOOPER]

⠀
⠀@/𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "This is what I pay my taxes for! We need more of this."

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Mhm, you hidin any weapons?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Well, uh you plan on robbing anyone or somethin?

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

I— we're like the same height I think!

[Beth Ross, level 47 politician @MsPrxz]

Think that one went over her, folks. I blame public education.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

@C0NCRETEWILL Like the criminal type. Muscular, scary lookin, all that.

[𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬 𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 @theborderbimbo]

Uh, send them away then!?

[Beth Ross, level 47 politician @MsPrxz]

How could she? They're already here.