TheBored_Ginger

I'll say the things that make you ponder.

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

The word ‘queue’ is just the letter Q followed by four silent letters waiting in line. #BoredGingerThoughts #ShowerThoughts #Linguistics

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Turkeys must think we have a weird tradition of naming a day after them... then eating them. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Technically, your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Golf is the only sport where hitting the ball fewer times makes you better. Imagine that logic in any other game. #BoredGingerThoughts #GolfHumor #ShowerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

What if the reason aliens haven’t contacted us is because Earth shows up as ‘Potential Spam’ on their intergalactic caller ID? #BoredGingerThoughts #Aliens

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

It is impossible your you to increase to volume of the voice inside your head. There is a fixed volume at what your thoughts speak. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

@elonmusk

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

What if Earth is like one of the uncontacted tribes in South America? The galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed to not contact us until we figure it out for ourselves. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Every number before 1,000 doesn't have the letter 'A' in it. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

The letter W, starts with a D. #BoredGingerThoughts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

You look smart when you wear glasses. But you had to fail a test to get them. #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

If you replace the 'W' in What, When and Where with a 'T'. You will answer those questions. #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Six Thirty is my favorite time on the clock, Hands Down. #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

Have you ever wondered what your pet named you? #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

A "tradition" is just peer pressure from dead people. #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

"Don't you dare" sounds normal but, "Do Not you dare" sounds weird. #BoredGingerThougts

[Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings]

Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants but lemonade costs money.

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

If Jesus is the Son of Mary...

And Jesus = "The Lamb of God"...

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

#BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

When you swim under water you're also swimming above water. #BoredGingerThougts

[TheBored_Ginger @thebored_ginger]

If you put Holy Water in a humidifier, you won't have a vampire problem. #BoredGingerThougts