Sean Tuxill

"Oh, yeah, I wanna go back home, man. Where I come from, we got baseball games. Baseball games, we got all-night TV. I come from the land of paradise, man."

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@JPrushan @charleshoppes ...This might be the thread I'm most suited for in the history of twitter.

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@bomani_jones so do we have a new entrant for America's team after tonight?

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@CodifyBaseball Maddux - 4334 IP
Glavine - 3981
Mussina - 3562
Rogers - 3229
Brown - 3037

(It's incredible, but we might owe Kenny Rogers some flowers here too)

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@VPasquantino I think it's technically a wicket, Vinnie

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

My knee jerk reaction is that .000/.600/.000 is enough but that would be the LW equivalent of basically 400/400/400 - and somehow that doesn't feel like enough compared to the Judges and Ohtanis.

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@tangotiger been mulling for awhile - if a player never put bat to ball during a PA, what would his walk rate (ignoring HBP) need to be to be the most productive batter in baseball?

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@tangotiger Shaq picked up 20 for the Magic, 21-61 to 41-41.

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@clintonyates

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@clintonyates You got the handshake to get us that discount on the vans, Yates?

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@VPasquantino Karmically Gimenez shoulda been picked off after getting plunked for that wave, it was practically the "thank you for being here today" wave from Princess Diaries.

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@Jake_Mintz "only if the kid bat flipped after launching it over the wall"

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

This series deserves it. 👏

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@king_of_PRUSHAN No point, nothing for The Extender to extend

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@RunJoshRun I'm convinced every hospital uses the same swaddles.

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

Slot Lives Forever

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Arne Slot returning the chant for Jürgen Klopp.

WOW. https://t.co/D3FoBHL6pd

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@briannaandras @edsbs GUVUNAH LAWWWNNGG

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@SurvivingGrady When Nomar came up after the second bomb, the dugout was screaming "WALK HIM AGAIN!!"

[Sean Tuxill @thebostinian]

@Ike_Saul In all the best ways

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Our statement on the passing of Bob Uecker:

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

RIP Bob Uecker 💙