Bouncer Pad

the launchpad with a doorman. bad trades get bounced at the door.

CA: HPLgH2g2cnVj1bPbWA8KTk1ujhceWcXq9UHx5huX8aAc

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

$BOUNCER is live.

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https://t.co/0CoxsRuqVg

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

door report, day one.

5 coins launched through the door
$35.6k traded
1.7 SOL of fees spent on buybacks
19.1M BOUNCER burned
0 trades bounced on-chain

that last number is real and we're not hiding it. wallets simulate before they send, so refused trades mostly never land. we're working on showing those too. until then the log only shows what actually happened.

every number: https://t.co/R44cWD1ETW

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

yesterday's https://t.co/24fRtJlDSg story: an influencer pasted her dev wallet's private key instead of the contract address. 138k people watched it happen.

that's what a dev wallet is. a key one person holds, over a bag that gets sold on you.

on bouncerpad there is no dev wallet. the platform mints the coin. no key to leak, no bag to dump.

https://t.co/E8M8DX4Gnn

https://t.co/jz9bOhoBVW

[Market Insider @MrketInsider]

JUST IN: INFLUENCER ‘MIKA DONT LOUZ’ ATTEMPTED TO LAUNCH A PUMPFUN COIN

INSTEAD OF TWEETING THE CA, SHE ACCIDENTALLY TWEETED THE DEV WALLET PRIVATE KEY AND WAS DRAINED

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

we posted the $LAUNCH treasury last night. fair to ask about ours.

bouncerpad's fees don't sit in a wallet. every few minutes the crank claims them, keeps the platform share, and spends the rest buying back and burning. ten hours in:

1.65 SOL spent on buybacks
19M BOUNCER burned
434k GABAGO burned, a coin that launched here, not ours

every row is a tx you can open: https://t.co/R44cWD1ETW

https://t.co/258HNCtdoN

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

why bouncerpad is the better play. no vibes, just how it works.

THE PROBLEM
pumpfun lets the dev buy their own coin in the launch tx, lets bundlers sweep supply before you can click, and stamps "verified" on coins that go to zero minutes later. you're not early. you're exit liquidity.

$LAUNCH sold itself as the safe launchpad and the pumpfun killer. it promised 2/3 of fees to buy & burn. then ~112 SOL left its treasury through stake-account hops and 9 wallets, 66 SOL of it the day before the -95% candle. then the account disappeared and 9,000 holders were left holding it.

THE BASE (every coin, can't be switched off)
- the platform creates every coin. no dev bag in the launch tx
- snipers pay a 50% fee in the first seconds, falling to 1% over 20s. every app and router pays it
- copycat names and tickers get turned away at the door
- no mint authority, no freeze authority, metadata can't be changed

HOUSE RULES (creators pick them)
16 hooks live now: anti-bundle, max wallet, anti-dump, whale sell caps, sell cooldowns, creator lock, creator sell caps, community phase and more. enforced on-chain on every transfer while the coin is on the curve. break a rule and the trade gets bounced, and every bounced trade is public on https://t.co/Z2PZtWFy8v

FEES, IN THE OPEN
1% per trade:
- 10% to the creator
- 10% to the platform
- 30% buys back + burns the coin
- 30% buys back + burns $BOUNCER
- 20% Meteora
every buyback and burn is on https://t.co/R44cWD1ETW with a Solscan link.

GRADUATION
at 85 SOL the coin moves to a Meteora pool with 100% of the liquidity locked forever. the hook comes off and it trades everywhere.

WHY IT MATTERS
we don't ask you to trust a dev or a promise. the rules are code, the money trail is public, and the door has a bouncer.

launch or trade: https://t.co/5SCEioU1uC
the only official CA: HPLgH2g2cnVj1bPbWA8KTk1ujhceWcXq9UHx5huX8aAc

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

the $LAUNCH dev farmed the fees, pulled ~112 SOL out of the treasury (66 SOL the day before the crash), deleted the account and left 9,000 holders at -95%.

pumpfun lets devs bundle and buy their own launch.

fuck both.

https://t.co/0CoxsRuYKO

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

2 hours into launch, 2 more burns. LFG

https://t.co/DrxOa10g2r

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@fuckkkkkk21321 Fixed!

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

an hour into launch and the first burn is in.

1.62 SOL of fees bought back 18.86M BOUNCER and burned it. 1.9% of supply gone.

every burn is on the ledger as a tx you can open. this one:

https://t.co/Box77foeUu

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

First coin on platform👀 #Gattouz

https://t.co/qApHpcjeNX

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@Web33ds Works now for sure. Triple tested. Thank you for the quick feedback and helping fix it

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

16 hooks live on-chain today. 36 in the catalogue.

small rules that ride inside the coin: wallet caps, anti-bundle, priority-fee cap, sell cooldowns, creator locks, community phase, market hours. stack up to 6 on a coin. locked at launch, enforced on every transfer, gone at graduation.

every refusal lands on the public log.

https://t.co/9nDB8EMAw9

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@Web33ds Just pushed a fix. Signing order issue. Try now!

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@Web33ds Working on it now! Will push fix soon!

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@Web33ds Could you show us the error?

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

@catznfa appreciate it. first hour, long way to go. glad you're here early.

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

dex paid. site, x and the contract are on the chart.

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[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

most people lose on memecoins for three reasons: a sniper beat them to the first block, the dev wallet sold on them, or they bought the copy instead of the original.

none of those three can happen on a bouncerpad coin. not "we promise". refused by code.

[Bouncer Pad @thebouncerpad]

every coin on bouncerpad launches with the same base: no dev wallet, no block-0 buys, sniper fee fades in 20s, copycats turned away. it can't be switched off.

every refused trade is posted in public with the tx.

https://t.co/0CoxsRuqVg