Sincerely, asher

C'est la vie,
Physiotherapy Student,
Chelsea 💙,

Life Not Borrowed.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Bro, i promise you, we can engage in funny and creative football banter without insulting each other... these footballers don't even know us like that 😭😭😭 It's not that deep...

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

misogny, performative and bare minimum.

those words don suffer for naija babes mouth

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

i dey check people whatsapp status and snap stories, omo everybody don tire bro

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Easier to take side quests when your finances are sorted, who never chop no dy gt passion.

[bdm @Blackdotmandy]

I loved Merlin so much, I still do. One of my favorite series ever. Anthony Head did such a fantastic job playing Uther Pendragon. May his soul find rest.❤️

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

*scrolling*
*scrolling*
*scrolling*
“Omo, I should be reading o”
*scrolling with regret*
*scrolling with regret*
*scrolling with regret*

[Eniola_OG @ab_ennie]

Please don’t introduce me to a vibe you cannot maintain
I was on my own o

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i need life-changing updates mehn, i can’t continue like this

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Dear @WhatsApp

Give us a feature that enables us to ‘disable calls’ even when we’re online.

Thank You!

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i want to double text you. i want to send you a random thought when it crosses my mind. i want to tell you something funny the second it happens.

i don’t want to sit there calculating response times so i can appear emotionally detached.

if liking someone means i have to act uninterested all the time, then what exactly are we doing here?

[superdad @udysznx]

i believe in myself like mad

the only thing that can stop me from making it, is death

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Van dijk no defend reach me.

All glory to God

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I can finally admit this Rice Freekick is by the Greatest in Champions League history, even 10 goalkeepers are never stopping it.

[TheOluwaseyiE @TheOluwaseyiE]

sighhhhhh.

Like I want to double and triple text you without feeling like I’m bugging.
I want to be silly w you.
I want to be in your face at all time, talking to you across different sm.

[TheVictor @Literatus_V]

I hate all these modern dating standards,

I want to double text you😭.

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

“Let’s keep praying”

As though the innocent Christians in the Owo church were playing ludo

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞 @Maxiishim_]

The next PSG player will take his own penalty kick…

[🇲🇳⁷⁷ @lekanfortheg0ds]

golovin, cheryshev, dzuyba, dzagoev. sold me dreams, best host country ever

[Sincerely, asher @theboy_asher]

@Dammycrypt19 arsenal mo disgrace PL?? 😂🫵