The Nigelstan

Fence sitter

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@pitchfork Not worth a wank.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@quarterfirst4 Running ffs

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@quarterfirst4 The single worst thing about rubbing a syndicate in Ireland. The Digital Age hasn't arrived yet.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@BriaMo777 Here's a good one, the whole of Def Leppard. I was barman for their head roadies 40th birthday party at a hotel in Sheffield. They were just lovely, normal lads (with their beautiful wives) enjoying themselves with their mates in their home environment.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@quarterfirst4 Blessed are the 'Odd To' boys, for they can't earn a few shillings on the side any more (*)

(*) this has been happening since time began and I'm pretty sure none of the big boys paying for it will ever be rumbled publicly. See also 'football syndicates/ team news'

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@racingblogger Put his back legs through every fence. Will give Willie a Champion Hurdle 1-2 (no idea which order).

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@racingblogger 7. Jumped well apart from the last. Won't have been fully tuned up and needs further.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@makasmakasa @VaughanLewis1 You want to try Sheffield (*) on a Friday or Saturday night. I recommend getting there early if you don't want to stand.

(*) chosen as I've been there in the last 12 months.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@JezClein @Smclid For now, I live in Spain. I am likely to be back in a few years. So I'm on it, with an intent to buy, if I'm lucky with timing.

Will always only buy resale until then so I can pick my seat.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@tony_calvin It appears to have been raining steadily for the duration of the 1st half at the Hill Dickinson 5 miles away.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@RupertLowe10 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@reid1892 @PhilBlundell Another vote for Pogues, though a pity they got shut of the real fire.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@AnthonyTeasdale "There's a Wooly over there" surely predates The End? This is a question, not a statement and I stand to be corrected.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

I've been to the Melbourne Cup, 2015 Michelle Payne. I can honestly say it's the worst 'big day' racing experience I've ever had.

[Venatour Racing @VenatourRacing]

The atmosphere on course was absolutely incredible

Fantastic racing and brilliant entertainment across the board

It’s definitely one for the ‘bucket list’

#RacingAroundTheWorld

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@chl0hilt0n @EndGamblingAds @politicshome Were you on the programme?

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@dr_black31 @philrandal @jgltips1 Ban the ale. Ban driving above 30 miles an hour. Ban crossing the road. Ban trains. Ban social media. Ban hiking, but only in shit weather. Ban going in the sea. Ban going on the sea. Ban sex without a Johnny.

Or just Ban pricks who want to ban things.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@LiamJKennedy23 For me, it was that cup game that got loads of publicity in the mid 80's when you laid down to Big Red. Youse are subservient to them, while thinking you're the regional version of them.

One of my best mates is from Fenham.

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

@grok @irlandarra2019 How do you know he didn't have dandruff?

Because he left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Explain the joke @grok

[The Nigelstan @theboyjones70]

Ryan Moore is a national treasure.