Abner Dubbleplay

Sashi Apologist, Good Place Fan. Ardent supporter of sweet/savory bagel/cream cheese combos.

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This will be pinned until further notice.

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@kyuasummer Happy Birthday!!

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

I'm co-opting the preseason @minakimes take that the Browns are a QB away.

Love this defense (Carson Schwesinger sO GOOOOOOD) and believe in the young offensive pieces.

Discussed with @DanGrazianoESPN on the show today:

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@gfaunaa @archaicf0ssil Oh do not misunderstand, I fully love hearing Bev talk about falling asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter of her grandmother’s journal, it’s just the tonal whiplash is nuts

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@kyuasummer Hi

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@can_throwaway @DSzymborski did a good article earlier this year trying to answer why projections keep underrating the Brewers, and this was largely his conclusion as well. The Brewers just play the good players, and don’t play bad ones!

https://t.co/HkTODhO0PC

[MLB @MLB]

All 12 of Gavin Williams' Game 5 strikeouts 😤

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

DIVISION LEAD ERASED. 2-0 SERIES DEFICIT ERASED. THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO FLORIDA AND WE'RE LOVING EVERY GODDAMN SECOND. BUILD JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE AT EVERY STREET CORNER IN CLEVELAND. GAVIN WILLIAMS MELT MACHINE. ONTO THE ALCS LFG EAT SHIT _W1LL_ LMAO #GuardsWinHive

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@Veild_Coffin @aricolonthree Cleveland lost in the World Series to the Chicago Cubs. Of particular note in this game since it may rain tonight is that Game 7 in 2016 went into a rain delay between the 9th and 10th innings, which killed Cleveland’s momentum

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Mich St that was the worst game-losing 2-pt attempt since UMass earlier

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@AndrewAtBatt At this point the Browns might not need to trade up for him

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@aricolonthree tipped by Sawyer

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

At the Pro-Human Assembly in Washington, D.C., attendees talked less about jobs and policy, and more about their philosophy of life. https://t.co/MoZFOQS8FW

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE INEVITABLE. FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW, GIVE US THE GODDAMN CENTRAL DIVISION. CINEMA. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE AT ALL 9 POSITIONS ON THE FIELD. REST OF THE CENTRAL REST IN PISS GUYS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAANG #GuardsWinHive

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@I_Like_Sports6 @FranmilsEyebrow How about both?

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@sspringnotes …was Chapel even in that one? I do not recall her being in the movies at all

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Lowest Career ERAs In The Last 110 years
(200+ MLB games pitched):

Emmanuel Clase, 1.88
Mariano Rivera, 2.21
Cade Smith, 2.30 😮

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE BACK ATOP THE CENTRAL DIVISION. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE DIRECTLY ON PITCHERS MOUND NOW. DEMON PETEY HALPIN FROM THE ABSOLUTE GALLOWS LMAOOOOOO THE MARCH TO OCTOBER RACES ON AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE GODDAMN CLEVELAND GUARDIANS #GuardsWinHive

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Otherwise known as December in my fridge

[olivia ⭐️ VisionQuest ⭐️ VOY S4 @scxrletwanda]

the concept of a nog era

[Guardians Win Hive @GuardsWinHive]

GOOD MORNING. YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS HAVE WON 7 STRAIGHT GAMES AND CONTINUE TO SHOCK THE NATION WHEN THE SEASON FEELS DEAD. JOSE RAMIREZ BACK. BUILD KWAN STATUE NOW. #MONKEYINACOAT DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK LETS WIN THE CENTRAL YEAAAAAAAA MARTIN #GuardsWinHive