Brandon Olson

Actor, Artist, S**tkicker, Thief

[Brandon Olson @thebrandonolson]

@papermagazine check out my blog entries on insta @thebrandonolson BLOGBLOG I feel they merit the wider illumination a papermag collab could provide

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@NYCMayor Eric I'm here and my services are yours. That means that I am requesting audience to be of helpful service please get back to me let me know what u need. Dont make me have to be a pain in the butt please

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@reedhastings Mr. Hastings requesting audience w you, corporate contact info so hard now as if people were Pope or Queen (contact info of which is easily avail) please respond. Thank You.

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@TheRock @ZOAenergy @amazon Ill ruckus w you anytime any day Daddy

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@oceanicxcx @MissMadeline666 GROTESQUE!!!

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@kylegriffin1 @AskMrMickey As if the parents who DONT recieve tax credits for their children because they're NOT impoverished dont spend any money on drugs THEMSELVES.

[Brandon Olson @thebrandonolson]

@TheRock have u told the Mrs. She'll be entering into a thruple w/the sexiest monarch on the planet? Well SOMEONES gotta do Martha Washington duties! I'll be 2 busy hypnotizing the Saudis while u hold down the fort on Penn. Ave darling and I dont want to homewreck...just expand!

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@TheRock @nbc I played the role as a child. You don't look very tiny though.. ROCK Bless us, EVERYONE! Now thats what I call a "DICK INS" I could really enjoy having the figgy in my pudding! Put me in Chains like Marley! Hood me like Xmas Future! I'll be the Fairy of Xmas past ANYTIME 4 DJ!

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@Freakaleek110 Hi

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@ncbroski @Freakaleek110 Hi

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@Freakaleek110 Hi

[Karine Jean-Pierre Archived @PressSec46]

We announced a few weeks ago that the White House had worked with the security service to update the policies to ensure that past marijuana use wouldn’t automatically disqualify staff from serving in the White House. (https://t.co/DG3YuqejtZ)

[ABC News @ABC]

Police say they are searching for carjacking suspect seen in surveillance video violently pulling a 63-year-old woman out of her vehicle at a Colorado car wash.

The victim suffered minor injuries, authorities say. https://t.co/hN2JfBf6a9

[Brandon Olson @thebrandonolson]

Sometimes God appears so quickly
Densely madly deeply thickly
Hopes a text away remember
While fearing the 3rd day of September

[Brandon Olson @thebrandonolson]

Isolation, boredom, and ennui is our new normal
Zoom and gloom and doom hey might as well just make it formal!
Since circumstance and policy have stripped all joy from life
I've asked a girl called Misery if she will be my wife.

[Brandon Olson @thebrandonolson]

Alien mind worm spreading through space
Could it wipe out the human race?
Will virtual reality
Replace the touch, the here, the sea?