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I play sports and other things.

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Perfection. #krokestorial @KrazyKrokes

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

New Years Day Dinner. #Kroketorial

Preheat the oven the 450.

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

375' for about 45 minutes... #Krokestorial

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@KrazyKrokes Its been 27 minutes.... those must be burnt. He said with the utmost anticipation.

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

The fastest you will ever move is when your child says he has to poop.

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Flight cancelled and rescheduled for Sunday 7pm? Haven't received any email notification. Didn't get to a hotel until 3am because the @HyattZivaCabos was booked up when we were shuttled there in the first place. Horrible experience. @AirCanada

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Flight cancelled and rescheduled for Sunday 7pm? Haven't received any email notification. Didn't get to a hotel until 3am because the @HyattZivaCabos was booked up when we were shuttled there in the first place. Horrible experience. @AirCanada

[taylorjane @tayjanereed]

@AirCanada Sitting @ Cabo airport, been 3 hours since we were supposed to depart. No updates, ppl are sleeping on the floor. Babies are crying. There is ZERO communication, we have no idea what’s happening. Not impressed. no 24hr line to call. What if there’s an emergency?

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

1:23am. Flight cancelled. Waiting for a bus to the hotel?? Idk. @AirCanada #cabo Flight AC979

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Would love to hear what @AirCanada has to say about cancelling our flight AC979 from Cabo to YVR tonight.... supposed to leave 4 hours ago. Currently waiting to take a cab to the hotel in Cabo. #aircanada

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Flight AC979 flight now cancelled!!! #aircanada @AirCanada

Currently waiting to go to a hotel...?

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@SPandXx Slapbet?

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@SPandXx 🤣

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I really don’t care how mad you are that Tiger clapped an infinite amount of cheeks in his prime, he’s had his whole god damn back remodeled like an HGTV kitchen and he’s still out here playing king size kitkat bar golf. It’s good to see him back out there in the number one slot

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

Will @cooperbrett1 or @GilesKevin get knocked out first? #Beersmas @tnek71 @Jemyjones @SPandXx

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@SPandXx Mariota will come back next year... with that season ended last year, all he did was rehab and didn't get to put in the work the other QB's were afforded.

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@SPandXx Did u do it??

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@taylorjaneyxo @NHL Did you return??

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@Jemyjones Jeebus. Some kids can't handle Vegas. #poorwiddlesammy

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@Jemyjones enjoy Vegas already. Stop retweeting and start living. #welcometolasvegas

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@SPandXx Be responsible. Use your game sense. #followthejizzy

[®ėëď @thebrandonreed]

@taylorjaneyxo https://t.co/0MLts2QFin

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

His name is James Neal.
He is the freakin' Real Deal
We are tied, our first goal ever.

#HockeyHaikus