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just a lizard floating calmly on the cesspool called life

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My only goal in life is to be able to escape from parking lots.

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Entering HomeGoods and getting possessed by the spirit of an older woman with a beach themed bathroom >>>>>

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@Glumpuddle I'm cautiously optimistic about it

[agartha christie @samoyed_online]

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

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[chudai wataa 🩷 @kuntgrenade]

me to my 2025 robot that i’m having sex with after it cheated on me with the microwave

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My phone sent me a notification of a memory to "revisit the moment🥰" and the moment was me recording the rats in the ceiling

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@Dennis_E_Taylor Omg telling my brother rn

[canyon @batblush]

i call her george cause she got that w bush

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@PopCrave @chrismaass1 new show alert

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@lizzyhowlter Screaming

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@swiftinof Absolutely powerful

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@winterduck04 I'm not convinced anyone in film has read the books they adapt tbh

[Grace @gracecamille_]

vet: to help with all the behavioral problems we can prescribe him Prozac

my boyfriend: aw but we don’t want to diminish his personality :(

the personality:

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

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Stepped into the elevator at this conference and there was just a guy with a chainsaw in there

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@GreyTheTick The Lord heard my prayers

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@chrismaass1 I am in your walls

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@KELLYWEILL Give boxes to your neighbors

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@camtology The lizard people are evolving

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@lazyfangirl It has to be dapgo