Chef “Crawtater” Guidry

Louisiana sports fanatic | Deleter of cerveza | 17’ & 22’ National cornhole champ | Reverse sandbagger | Victor Hovland fan

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@Teddy2steppin I’m wide open

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@rollcallsec Maybe thanos was right

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@edward1mcdonald

[85 is always open @Teddy2steppin]

Life after 1am when you see the slump buster across the bar knowing it closes 2am take her home with you and tell no one

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@texasdebater

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@BallsDownGolf I’m gonna have to at this point they already found it again

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#NewProfilePic and rebrand cause I got some bitch ass lil friends

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@childishblonde

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Chef hack, always cook with wine so you can get plastered without being judged

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What it feels like to pitch the idea of day drinking on a Monday to my friends.

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@OliviaNBCLA Olivia you might be a fucking retard

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@ClipsLegacy Stupid fuck ass city and fans

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You’ve gotta be joking @nytimes

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@TarikSkubal Faggot

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@GOATInsights @espn Mookie is old as hell and not as valuable anymore. People would still be made if they got skubal in free agency because they are the only ones with enough money to pay this many superstars

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@GOATInsights @espn Nah it’s both

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@Zoofuh @JeffPassan Find the tallest bridge and jump off

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@summertimewings Fuck you

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@eddiemac9400 @MrGreenSlips @joshhart You a dodger fan lmao. Might be worse than a terrorist

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Dodgers fans when the lockout hits next summer