Simonthebreadman

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

⁦@mistajam⁩ did you introduce me to this? Came up on my playlist and I’ve no idea🤷🏻‍♂️ sounds like an artist you’d drop #joycrookes https://t.co/jZrJoo98ZR

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@SkyBetHelp Thanks! So the only loser after the event is Dillion 🤣🤣🤣

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@SkyBet if dillian whyte’s failed drugs test is confirmed, will you be refunding all bets??

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@bbc5live #5livefootballphonein @dotunadebayo can you ask that monkey Tim who’s this Brazilian Wesley fella signed for the villa? And I want your best brummie accent! Ps if carlsberg made football phone ins they wouldn’t be better than this one!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@1Xtra yaz is the sound pulling paper towel from a dispenser?? 🤔

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@1Xtra is the sounds around eject a tape cassette and closing it again??? 🤔

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@mistajam @1Xtra I’m greatful for my girlfriend Sophie cos she’s just the best! And happy 24th birthday for tomorrow!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@PhilWilliams @bbc5live #5livemusical a song that means a lot to me, dame Vera Lyn & we’ll meet again!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@PhilWilliams I’d like to wish you all the success for the future! You’ve helped me through things that you’ll never know and for which I’m eternally grateful! Good luck mate! And thank you! #utv

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@1Xtra there’s gotta be 27 boasty in there I reckon!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@1Xtra my time for my mum would be the commadors and 3 times a lady! After the recent death of my dad, my mum is a rock! Thank you Lynn Tovey!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

Pure class!!! @JackGrealish1 💕

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

🗣 "It's been one of the best days of my life – captaining the club at St Andrew's and scoring the winner. Jumping into that away end was a dream come true."

@JackGrealish1: Pure class! 👏

#PartOfThePride #AVFC

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@bbc5live @PhilWilliams 20yrs ago @AVFCOfficial we’re the last team to field an all English side! Inc.the 3 substitutions! We lost 4-1 I think against Coventry at villa park 👌🏻

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@coopuk I wonder what happened to the filling in my sandwich? 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@ProfTimOB @bbc5live @OfficialUoM @PhilWilliams Thank you muchly! That will be a great help!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@ProfTimOB @PhilWilliams Coming along nicely for 10 months growth 👌🏻

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@PhilWilliams @ProfTimOB can we talk beards? it’s been a while and my beard has got slightly longer now 🧔🏻

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@1Xtra @mistajam this Valentine’s Day I’m taking flowers to the cemetery cos my love life is dead!!!

[Simonthebreadman @thebreadman82]

@Jamiethorpe_ @mistajam @kfc Sick bro!! 🤢🤢🤢