The corps said they were gonna teach me how to survive anything. They didn’t teach me shit about surviving 3 daughters. They just conveniently left out the hard part.
I’m having one of those days where the only thing I can think of is you, again. What did I do wrong? Why didn’t you call me? You always did before. Why not that time? Fuck.
As the reigning, defending, Daddest Man on the Planet, it’s my duty to remind you assholes, that the health and happiness of our world’s children, is more important than you. Than all of you.