daddestmanontheplanet

I got one good fight left.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

The corps said they were gonna teach me how to survive anything. They didn’t teach me shit about surviving 3 daughters. They just conveniently left out the hard part.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

I was running so long, I forgot what I was running from.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

Maybe I’m broken. Maybe I’m wrong.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

Melania out here looking like Judge Doom from ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit”.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

@FlyingGrayson55 @laurens_hogan @kevinolearytv @NCSLorg @PrattforKY @AndyBeshearKY @PrattforKY looks like he puts peanut butter on his dog’s balls and licks it off.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

There ain’t nowhere, this lonely road, this lonely road won’t go.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

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[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

My daughter named a piece of pocket lint and cried when she lost it. Do I need to hold a memorial or something? Send help.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

Wu-Tang is for the children.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

My daughters wholly and solely decide the governance of their bodies. No piece of paper or government can change this. I will die bloody on this hill.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

I’m pro-choice, pro-gun and pro-fessionally trained to defend life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

The supreme court does not have the authority to govern the body of a born human.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

When I die, I hope this moment plays on repeat in my mind.

[Joey @WampusCatJoe]

Brother Wampus at your service.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

Cancelled it and never looked back.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

If @brucebuffer doesn’t introduce @GamebredFighter as Jorge “Holy Hands” Masvidal, I’m cancelling my fight pass subscription. #UFC261

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

I’m having one of those days where the only thing I can think of is you, again. What did I do wrong? Why didn’t you call me? You always did before. Why not that time? Fuck.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

As the reigning, defending, Daddest Man on the Planet, it’s my duty to remind you assholes, that the health and happiness of our world’s children, is more important than you. Than all of you.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

@jordanTandrew Disneyland. I might be broke before we leave though. Lmao

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

In Hollywood. Just walked past a lady shaving her legs with a pair of $1.99 scissors… what a vibe.

[daddestmanontheplanet @thebreadnbonez]

@jordanTandrew It’s a party out here. Pants not required.😂