Brian Dao

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

If you have to choose between me and another person, don't choose me

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

“Your car is soo cute”

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Brilliant Scars 💀

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Worked my ass off for employee of da month, yessuhh 😮‍💨

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

@BytterBlue iPhone photographer these days 🤣

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

9 years ago, I took a picture of this Subaru with a 3.2megapixel camera on my phone, edited it, and it got reposted on stancenation. That’s crazy haha thanks fb for reminding me

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

@leelykaay 🥲🙃

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Whoever hit my parked car, your mom’s a hoe…

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

I’m craving a grape flavored sprite, from those soda machines at wingstop

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Pulling a 10hr shift and having 85% phone battery after…😮‍💨

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Daily driving a manual car in dress shoes is a definitely a skill 😥

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

@BytterBlue You’re the charm

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Third time’s the charm babyyy

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

@royalrandyy Melatonin 🙂

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Teething pups, that shit hurts 😩

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Busted a mission to get this little guy...I’m a dog dad again😰

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Hop in the coupe, then I slide like it’s vasaline

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

How do you explain a mental breakdown?

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

34s ❤️

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

If unemployment was a stock, I’d invest in that shit

[Brian Dao @thebriandao]

Owa owa