Brian Jensen 💥

Sports Dad, owner of several small businesses, found 5 dollars in the grass once

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@BillyM2k I’ve often thought that the only thing standing between me and a life of cartoonish super-villainy is 500 Million dollars.

I’d also probably eat steak more often…

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@BenGoessling On 5th down too it appeared

[Hamline Women's Soccer @HamlineWSoccer]

🅂🄴🄽🄸🄾🅁 🄳🄰🅈

🆚 St. Benedict
⏰ 3:30 pm
📍Pat Paterson Field
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[Hamline Women's Soccer @HamlineWSoccer]

It’s time to celebrate the amazing seniors of this year’s team. We kick off with Bella Jensen, a goalkeeper from Apple Valley, MN. We are so excited to celebrate you this Saturday!

Once a Piper, Always a Piper ❤️

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@SchemmelJon @SDCoyotes You know what would be the best enhancement of all? Reviving the baseball program…

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@Devon_Eriksen_ I thought to myself “that’s kind of an odd but entertaining story he dreamed up”, but this is a real thing that happened and that makes the strangeness even better somehow

[Hamline Athletics @HUPipers]

W ⚽️ | Isabella Jensen Named September 23 MIAC Women's Soccer Defensive Player of the Week!

📰 https://t.co/uuiL8EMoFs

[Carter Raymond @CarterRaymond25]

Excited for the next 4!!!

@MNForceImpact @GopherSoftball

[Hamline Women's Soccer @HamlineWSoccer]

We’re opening the season at home tonight 🤩⚽️

[Golden Bears Baseball @CSPBearsBase]

Great day to be a Golden Bear! Fired up to have these 7 new freshman on campus and moved in! @LouieMWalker @connor_strop @HawkenHedlund @ChaseMcQuade2 @Eric_Berg10 @jensen_miles @RussoKaden

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

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[Hamline WBB @HamlineWBB]

Wishing a Happy Birthday to Bella Jensen! Have a great day! 🏀🎂 #goHU

[Hamline Women's Soccer @HamlineWSoccer]

Happy birthday to junior goalkeeper Bella Jensen! 🥳🎉

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when ESPN was 17 hours of sports a day and 7 more hours of this motherfucker just exercising ...

[AppleValleyBaseball @AVBASEBALL]

Today we will be taking on the Wildcats of Eagan and it is also Senior day! We will be honoring our 8 senior players with a special presentation at the end of the game.

Congratulations Ben, Brandon, Brady, Chayse, Joe, Leo, Max, & Miles.

JV and 9A are away

GO EAGLES!

[AppleValleyBaseball @AVBASEBALL]

Mark your calendars. Saturday May 11. 2nd annual Strikeout Cancer event.

@AVBASEBALL v. @dosriosbaseball

All proceeds to @RSCRCF.

[AppleValleyBaseball @AVBASEBALL]

Saturday May 11, 2nd annual AVHS Baseball StrikeOut Cancer event

Come join as @AVBASEBALL takes on @dosriosbaseball and look to raise funds for @RSCRCF @rshaver11 @K_outcancer

@AVHS_STEM
@AVHSAthletics
@AVBsbBoosters
@vaaeagles
@applevalleyFB
@AVSoftball
@AVHSAcademics

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@JEUrseth The “directors cut” version of that story was something…

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

Nice poke kiddo

[Miles Jensen @jensen_miles]

💣 #1. Grand Slam #mnbombsquad

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@JEUrseth I don’t care if he’s 18, somebody else can explain face babies to him 😳

[Brian Jensen 💥 @thebrianjensen]

@JEUrseth I think all the Mister Bats of yore have moved on to greener pastures. Might need another…