Brian

Improv, Sketch, Stand up Comedy Guitar/voice in the Nurseries

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

My 4 year old nephew is so damn smart. He just said “3+1=0.” It took me at least 25 years to figure out that nothing has value. #family #nihilism

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@DontKneele @JordanJang9 @JordanSchachtel Yes, literally. https://t.co/Bpk5zQd5YG

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@gregkellyusa Hey, dumbass. It’s required to wear a mask and shield in the Philippines. Seems like he’s exercising human decency. That doesn’t seem to be a thing you understand.

https://t.co/Bpk5zQd5YG

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@RGerkensmeyer @jesszam06 @EmeraldRobinson On hold because of a pandemic lockdown?

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@mattswider @techradar It took months but I got one! Thank you!!!!!

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@GregAbbott_TX I can’t wait for you to blame Medicare for All for shortages of ICU beds.

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

@Yamiche @PressSec It is bipartisan. Republican state officials want the stimulus because states need money. It’s easy enough for Republicans on the hill to obstruct aid, but people want stimulus and local governments are going to be in trouble without federal help.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Abolish the death penalty.
Abolish the electoral college.
Abolish ICE.

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

Today, protesters outside the Mayor’s residence were struck with batons. An elected member of the Wilshire Center-Ktown NC was arrested.

There is no acceptable justification for LAPD to use force against Angelenos who are peacefully exercising their right to free speech.

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

When I tried to read @stevenmnuchin1 the law that contradicts his bogus claim to get people less COVID relief, he questioned whether I'm a lawyer.

Just want to make sure he has the answer: one of us is a lawyer, and it's not him.

[Meat Bar @beasleymj]

just got a QAnon sponsor !

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Last year Republicans blasted a firehose of hatred + vitriol my way because I treated myself to a $250 cut & lowlights on my birthday.

Where’s the criticism of their idol spending $70k on hairstyling?

Oh, it’s nowhere because they’re spineless, misogynistic hypocrites? Got it.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Juneteenth should be a national holiday...pass it on!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

You want proof that trump HATES "The Blacks?"

He just selected Tulsa, OK -- the site of the Tulsa Massacre that killed 300 Blacks -- for the site of his 1st rally in months.

On June 19th.
JUNETEENTH, FFS.
https://t.co/WCijueSlv7

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

Huh. Turns out I'm a terrorist.

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

It’s 4/11 #neverforget to call 411 when you need information. #feltfunnymightdeletelater

[Naomi Klein @NaomiAKlein]

Woke up to #GeneralStrike trending in the United States. All is not lost.

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

I can think of few things more pathetic than dying of pneumonia in order to save liberalism

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

division between Bernie & Warren supporters is silly. Get off Twitter - we like each other irl cmon now, we’re sibs, they’re both rad. And apropos of nothing y’all know how to recognize bots, right?

[Brian @thebriansleeps]

There’s no such thing as a perfect twee-