Brittany

I’m a mom who loves whiskey too much and comes up with shit that’s already invented

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

If I ever tell you that “I’ll call you right back” just move on with your day.

[Brooks Lloyd @brooks_lloyd5]

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

Why are tacos so god damn amazing #TuesdayThoughts

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Feels like Monday x2

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

If I blocked you on social media and you see me in public, the block still applies in real life.

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

Because mmm mmm mmm

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

I tell ya... have you ever been so attracted to someone.

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

Happy Father’s Day to the fathers out there ♥️

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

Charlotte— I’m coming for you

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

I have 2 trips planned and I can’t wait to get the fuck out of York

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

My cardiologist just told me I have a really big heart and I didn’t know if I should ask him to marry me or for a pamphlet of information.

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

Making my way down town. Driving past. Oh shit now my tires flat, now I’m home bound.

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

“How is your day”
Me:

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Send it

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@NoPrewf

[Brittany @thebrittonator]

@NoPrewf

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Ya know when you know every word to a song and the people you’re with don’t.... yeah.... #stfu

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@NoPrewf Mafacka.