The Broke Agent

The Key to Surviving Real Estate
Follow for the Laughs. Stay for the Value.
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I Say What You're Thinking.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

2017: Real estate is going to crash!

2018: Real estate is going to crash!

2019: Real estate is going to crash!

2020: Real estate is going to crash!

2021: Real estate is going to crash!

2022: Real estate is going to crash!

2023: Real estate is going to crash!

2024: Real estate is going to crash!

2025: Real estate is going to crash!

2026: Real estate is going to crash!

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

This realtor grew 45,000 followers on Instagram using a very simple hyperlocal, AI content strategy.

Steal it here:

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[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Auto Response in the corporate world:

I will be away for two weeks returning August 17th, if this is urgent please contact your account executive.

Auto Response in Real Estate:

I am out of the office for the next 2 hours to undergo a kidney transplant. I am still available via text and if anything’s urgent I’ll be at St. John’s hospital in room 311. Feel free to interrupt the surgeon.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

My entire Instagram feed is:

Real estate agents announcing they’re switching brokerages.

And real estate agents who are annoyed by those announcements announcing that they’re staying at their brokerage.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Anytime my clients want to conference call I lead off with, “First off, are any of you mad at me?”

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying "It's a complicated market right now" when they have absolutely no idea what's happening in the market right now

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying "Just be authentic" and then go and copy the same exact social media trend that every other real estate agent has posted.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying “That’s a great pocket” about an area they didn't know existed until someone just brought it up.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying, "We've had a ton of activity recently" when they've had zero activity recently.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying “It's really easy to show" before hiding the lock box in a snake pit underneath house.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying “It shows better in person” when the house looks like a total dump in photos.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Real estate agents love saying “I know that house” anytime someone talks about a house.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

If you're a real estate agent and want to actually get leads on Instagram, steal this DM script and watch this breakdown of exactly how 👇

https://t.co/CcPQZ5jFbA

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

It's stressful having a crazy client communicate with you non-stop all day every day...

But it's even more stressful when they go completely silent for a few days.

[Multifamily Madness @MultifamilyMad]

*Phone rings

*It’s the nightmare client you thought you would never hear from again after the deal closed last week

What could they possibly want now

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Ryan Serhant says America no longer has a housing market!?

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[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

The great thing about real estate is that you don't have the Sunday Scaries.

That's just every day.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Nothing worse than driving back from a slow open house only to find half your signs have been knocked down.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

There's a brand out there called "Funny Real Estate Humor" that literally just copies every post I make, zero credit.

Real estate has an originality problem from top to bottom.

Too many people see something that's working in media, training, communities, or content, make a few cosmetic changes, and present it like it was their idea.

A bunch of watered-down replicas.

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Once Covid is over I'm going to start door knocking.